The girls get their own back

Some Yule Tide Rhyme,

Christmas is coming and the girls are getting fat,
No more G-strings riding up their backs,
Alcohol is flowing,
Beer bellies growing,
HOly God the effect on the rack...

Another Sunday afternoon rolled ahead, the hangover beginning to kick in, a curer needed. And so the phone calls begin. Rosie, dependable as always, in the pub first with the like minded housemates, 4pm, good start girl! The stragglers drifted in 'till about 6pm (well done to Ann-Marie for being just one hour late). And there we were a fine group of women working hard at corrupting the mind of Isobel's poor 17 year old cousin from Meath, he is a changed man. Over pint number three a plan was hatched... the other side of the stories...the bits the boys won't tell but us girls have no shame.

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NEW YEARS EVE PARTY
12 Hardiman Road Drumcondra

Due to popular demand, the lack of understanding of the Euro, lack of funds, lack of taxis, and amount of scoring that went on at the last one, the 12 Hardiman Road Party is returning for one night only. BYOB and no cookies this time round.

The Challenge to all Classy Burds!

THE SOBER SCORE!

We have had some attempts at this one so far, there was the bank episode invoiving the FMBs and a stuttering teller.Most recently, the inquisition of the IT boy which led to a dead end and a muttered 'bugger'. But, girls, we need more work! Top tips and attempt to be posted up or emailed to [email protected]

An update? Nah, couldn't be, could it.....

Well, it appears the girls are slack slack slack when it comes to updating their webiste, something to do with proper jobs and social lives.... nah, just lazy technophobes!

Also appears that the sober score challenge has been abandoned for the Christmas Period owing to the complete lack of sober people during this time, in fact, the last known sober person was seen falling off the wagon sometime early last friday 21st December ...there was a parental objection but this was countered with and infallible 'But Mother, the antibiotics are affecting my social life!' No prizes for guessing the classy burd in question. Well done your highness, keep it up!