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BATMAN AND ROBIN - COLLATERAL DAMAGE - COMMANDO
- CONAN THE BARBARIAN - CONAN THE
DESTROYER - END OF DAYS - ERASER
- HERCULES IN NEW YORK - JINGLE ALL
THE WAY - JOE'S LAST CHANCE - JUNIOR
- KINDERGARTEN COP - KING CONAN:CROWN
OF IRON - LAST ACTION HERO - PREDATOR
- PUMPING IRON - RAW DEAL -
RED HEAT - RED SONJA - SCAVENGER
HUNT - STAY HUNGRY - TERMINATOR
- TERMINATOR2 - TERMINATOR3
- THE LONG GOOD BYE - THE RUNNING
MAN - THE SIXTH DAY - THE VILLAIN
- TOTAL RECALL - TRUE LIES -
TRUE LIES2 - TWINS - WESTWORLD
TRUE LIES 2 (2004)
Waiting for...
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KING CONAN: CROWN OF IRON (2004)
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WESTWORLD (2003)
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JOE'S LAST CHANCE (2003)
Waiting for...
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TERMINATOR 3 (2003)
Waiting for...
Go to Terminator 3 Buzzalong for previews etc.
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COLLATERAL DAMAGE (2002)
Gordy Brewer's wife/daughter family accidentally blown up by Colombian
rebel. Authorities ineffective. Brewer goes to Colombia for bloody
revenge.
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THE 6TH DAY (2000)
Wife/daughter family man Adam Gibson finds himself caught in clone
cover-up. Arnold is chased around before killing all the baddies
at least once.
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END OF DAYS (1999)
Jericho Cain is depressed ex-cop grieving over loss of wife/daughter
family. Stumbles upon end of world mystery. Ends up fighting Satan.
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BATMAN & ROBIN (1997)
Why? Why? Why?
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JINGLE ALL THE WAY (1996)
One of Tim Mollen's Worst
Movies Ever. I agree. Arnold is bad dad Howard Langston. Decides
buying TurboMan toy for irritating child (Anakin Skywalker) will
bring redemption. No TurboMans left. Arnold must get somehow. Should
have put bullet in child's head at start. I would have given standing
ovation.
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ERASER (1996)
"He will erase your past to protect your future."
John Kruger is witness protector. He has an assault-sized rifle
with an electromagnetic pulse that can lock on targets through solid
objects and tear them to shreds. He uses it a lot in this film.
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JUNIOR (1994)
Arnold plays embryo researcher Alex Hesse. He somehow impregnates
himself. Danny De Vito and Emma Thompson are there. It is hilarious.
Somebody please kill me...
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TRUE LIES (1994)
"When he said I do, he didn't say what he did."
Arnold in decent film shocker! Plenty of guns, action, Arnie humour,
and a partial striptease from Jamie Lee. Harry Tasker keeps spy
fact from wife. Kills people. Wife subplot. Brilliant. What more
can a man ask for?
Some people at Four Word Film Review
put it like this: Arnie kicks Arab ass, Arnie rides police horse,
Arnie terrifies car salesman...
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LAST ACTION HERO (1993)
Teenager gets sucked into Arnold/Jack Slater's action hero film
world. A fair bit of death considering.
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TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY (1991)
"He said 'I'll be back!'... and he meant it!
Same Make. Same Model. New Mission."
From Four Word Film Review:
Robot Arnie now good, Liquid shapeshifter stalks pansy, Liquid guy
melts down.
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KINDERGARTEN COP (1990)
"Go ahead, you tell him you didn't do your homework."
Arnie plays John Kimble, a cop who goes undercover in a children's
school. Refused to watch this. Anyway I want to get to Total Recall...
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TOTAL RECALL (1990)
Douglas Quaid has had his memory erased. He finds out. He goes on
the rampage. To Mars. He kills all the baddies. And saves Mars in
the process. Some of Arnie's best lines are in this movie. And it's
one of my personal favourites. It's a must see.
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TWINS (1988)
See Batman and Robin above...
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RED HEAT (1988)
Ivan Danko is sent to Chicago to bring back Russian drug dealer
baddie Viktor Rostavili. He teams up with James Belushi. Viktor
has killed a friend of both these cops. They don't like him for
that. Revenge is coming.
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THE RUNNING MAN (1987)
"A game nobody survives. But Schwarzenegger has yet to play."
Arnold framed for crime he didn't commit. He's put into futuristic
gameshow against all manner of enemies with strange weapons and
origins. If you don't want me to spoil it, skip now... Arnold emerges
victorious.
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PREDATOR (1987)
Arnold in jungle with buddies fighting against alien. The alien
is on earth hunting expedition. Arnold kicks alien's ass, but only
after many close shaves and all his buddies have been hideously
mutilated.
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RAW DEAL (1986)
Small-town sheriff Mark Kaminsky goes undercover with mob. Has romantic
interest with debt-ridden chick, Monique. With Monique's information,
and a few violent episodes, Arnold wipes out the entire Chicago
mob.
"The system gave him a Raw Deal. Nobody gives him a Raw Deal..."
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COMMANDO (1985)
If not my favourite, it's very close to the top. Retired elite commando
unit leader Col. John Matrix lives on a remote mountain. An old
dictator that Arnold upset in his commando days is killing Arnie's
old commando buddies. Bennett is the bad dictator's main henchman.
He and Arnold are old rivals. He steals Arnie's daughter. Arnie
wants her back. He consequently butchers his way through the entire
movie and delivers some of his greatest oneliners along the way.
"Somewhere... Somehow... Someone's going to pay."
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RED SONJA (1985)
Arnie's last Barbarian outing. The opening credits and Ennio Morricone's
music are the best things about this film from what I remember.
Must watch again sonn to see if I was wrong.
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THE TERMINATOR (1984)
Arnie as monosyllabic robot killing machine from the future. I can't
slag this film off because it's just too good. And Arnold is perfect
in it.
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CONAN THE DESTROYER (1984)
Can't remember much about...
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CONAN THE BARBARIAN (1982)
Can't remember much about...
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THE VILLAIN (1979)
Haven't seen...
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SCAVENGER HUNT (1979)
Haven't seen...
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PUMPING IRON (1977)
Haven't seen...
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STAY HUNGRY (1976)
Haven't seen...
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THE LONG GOODBYE (1973)
Haven't seen...
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HERCULES IN NEW YORK (1970)
Haven't seen, but must, soon...
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