I'VE BEEN DIETING FOR A MONTH?BUT ALL I'VE LOST IS 31 DAYS Bumper Sticker DON'T HONK - DRIVER TRYING TO SLEEP Bumper Sticker DON'T DRINK & PARK - ACCIDENTS CAUSE PEOPLE Bumper Sticker

CHAOS-PANIC-FEAR ? MY WORK HERE IS DONE Bumper Sticker DRINKING WON'T SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS?BUT PASSING OUT WILL Bumper Sticker IF FARTING IS AN ART?THEM I'M PICASSO Bumper Sticker

OFFICER, WILL THIS STICKER SAYING SUPPORT LAW ENFORCEMENT STOP YOU FROM GIVING ME A TICKET? Bumper Sticker IF I WANTED TO HEAR FROM AN ASSHOLE?I'D FART Bumper Sticker YOU SAY I'M A BITCH LIKE IT'S A BAD THING Bumper Sticker I GAVE UP DRINKING, SMOKING, AND SEX. IT WAS THE WORST 15 MINUTES OF MY LIFE. Bumper Sticker DON'T STEAL - THE GOVERNMENT HATES COMPETITION Bumper Sticker EVER STOP TO THINK?AND FORGET TO START AGAIN? Bumper Sticker CAUTION - BLONDE THINKING Bumper Sticker 4 OUR OF 3 PEOPLE HAVE TROUBLE WITH FRACTIONS Bumper Sticker

MEN HAVE FEELINGS TOO?BUT WHO REALLY CARES? Bumper Sticker WHY IS A JOB BETTER THEN A WIFE? AFTER 10 YEARS A JOB STILL SUCKS. Bumper Sticker I AM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC..I'M A DRUNK..ALCOHOLICS GO TO MEETINGS Bumper Sticker

MARRIAGE IS GRAND..DIVORCE IS 100 GRAND Bumper Sticker THAT 'LOOK' YOU WERE GOING FOR?YOU MISSED Bumper Sticker I'M NOT GONNA DRINK ANYMORE?WON'T DRINK ANY LESS EITHER Bumper Sticker JESUS IS COMING ? LOOK BUSY Bumper Sticker GR8NBED Bumper Sticker I BRAKE FOR?OH SHIT, NO BRAKES! Bumper Sticker WIFE AND DOG MISSING?REWARD FOR DOG Bumper Sticker DON'T TAILGATE ME?OR I'LL FLICK A BOOGER ON YOUR WINDSHIELD Bumper Sticker HOW DO I SPELL RELIEF ? F-A-R-T Bumper Sticker GUN CONTROL MEANS USING BOTH HANDS Bumper Sticker ALL MEN ARE ANIMALS?SOME JUST MAKE BETTER PET Bumper Sticker I'M GOING NUCKIN FUTS Bumper Sticker

TAKE YOUR EX OUT TONIGHT (ONE BULLET OUGHTTA DO IT) Bumper Sticker I CHILD-PROOFED MY HOUSE..BUT THEY STILL GET IN Bumper Sticker CAT?THE OTHER WHITE MEAT Bumper Sticker ARE YOU HAVING PHONE SEX OR DO YOU ALWAYS DRIVE THAT WAY? Bumper Sticker DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT? Bumper Sticker I'VE GOT A PERFECT BODY, BUT IT'S IN THE TRUNK AND BEGINNING TO SMELL Bumper Sticker JUST SAY NO TO CRACK Bumper Sticker ALL WOMEN ARE NAGS..SOME JUST MAKE BETTER TROPHIES Bumper Sticker BE NICE TO NERDS..CHANCES ARE YOU'LL END UP WORKING FOR ONE Bumper Sticker

CAUTION?DRIVER JUST DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ANYMORE Bumper Sticker DRUGS LEAD NOWHERE?BUT IT'S THE SCENIC ROUTE Bumper Sticker REMEMBER MY NAME?YOU'LL BE SCREAMING IT LATER Bumper Sticker

I TRIED SEEING YOUR POINT OF VIEW, BUT I COULDN'T GET MY HEAD THAT FAR UP MY ASS Bumper Sticker EARTH FIRST?WE'LL SCREW UP THE OTHER PLANETS LATER Bumper Sticker YOUR PROCTOLOGIST CALLED?HE FOUND YOUR HEAD Bumper Sticker

IF FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED?MAYBE LOSING IS YOUR STYLE Bumper Sticker I GIVE A SHIT?WANT SOME? Bumper Sticker WITHOUT OUR FAMILIES..ALCHOL WOULDN'T BE NECESSARY Bumper Sticker

DO NOT WASH ? THIS VEHICLE IS UNDERGOING A SCIENTIFIC DIRT TEST Bumper Sticker I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY?I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT Bumper Sticker SAVE A COW?EAT A VEGETARIAN Bumper Sticker

MEAN PEOPLE SUCK Bumper Sticker WITH GUNS, TRUCKS, & BEER ? WHO NEEDS WOMAN? Bumper Sticker I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE BARBIE..THAT BITCH HAS EVERYTHING! Bumper Sticker EMBARRASSING MY CHILDREN ? A FULL-TIME OCCUPATION Bumper Sticker CAN YOU HEAR MY MIDDLE FINGER OR YOUR BLARING SPEAKERS? Bumper Sticker IF MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL, WHY DO CHURCHES BEG FOR IT? Bumper Sticker I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO COMMIT SUICIDE OR GO BOWLING Bumper Sticker I GOT KICKED OUT OF CUB SCOUTS FOR EATING A BROWNIE Bumper Sticker THINK THIS CAR'S TOO DIRTY? THEN YOU WASH IT Bumper Sticker

GOD GRANT ME THE SERENITY TO IGNORE THIS DAMN TRAFFIC Bumper Sticker POLITICIANS & DIAPERS..NEED TO BE CHANGED FOR THE SAME REASON Bumper Sticker IF YOUR CLOSE ENOUGH TO READ THIS, YOU JUST VIOLATED YOUR RESTRAINING ORDER Bumper Sticker I NICE ASS SHOULD BE SEEN, NOT HEARD Bumper Sticker LOST YOUR CAT? TRY LOOKING UNDER MY TIRES Bumper Sticker

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bumper sticker DON'T RUSH ME ? I GET PAID BY THE HOUR Bumper Sticker IT'S NOT HOW YOU PICK YOUR NOSE ? BUT WHERE YOU PUT THE BOOGER Bumper Sticker MY IDEAL GIRLFRIEND : A NYMPHO LIQUOR STORE OWNER Bumper Sticker PMS ? PUNISH MEN SEVERELY Bumper Sticker HANG UP AND DRIVE Bumper Sticker WILL HAVE SEX FOR BEER Bumper Sticker PETA PEOPLE EATING TASTEY ANIMALS Bumper Sticker MY KID KICKED THE CRAP OUT OF YOUR HONOR ROLL STUDENT Bumper Sticker ANY PROBLEM CAN BE SCREWED UP MORE BY A COMPUTER Bumper Sticker

DISCOURAGE INBREEDING BAN COUNTRY MUSIC Bumper Sticker BEER HELPING WHITE GUYS DANCE Bumper Sticker ENJOY BEER Bumper Sticker BEER HELPING UGLY PEOPLE Bumper Sticker TERRORISTS SUCK Bumper Sticker WHO'S THE PRESIDENT? THE ANSWER IS A NO-BRAINER Bumper Sticker A MAN IN INCOMPLETE UNTIL HE GET MARRIED, THEN HE'S FINISHED Bumper Sticker I'M IN NO SHAPE TO EXERCISE Bumper Sticker ANSWER MY PRAYERS STEAL THIS CAR Bumper Sticker I'D SMACK YOU, BUT SHIT SPLATTERS Bumper Sticker THIS IS NOT AN ABANDONED VEHICLE Bumper Sticker RETIRED ? DON'T ASK ME TO DO A DAMN THING Bumper Sticker I WONDER IF YOU'D DRIVE ANY BETTER IF THAT CAR PHONE WAS UP YOUR BUTT! Bumper Sticker ISN'T A SMOKING AREA IN A RESTAURANT LIKE A PEEING AREA IN A SWIMMING POOL? Bumper Sticker I'M HUNG LIKE EINSTEIN..AND SMART AS A HORSE. Bumper Sticker I'M BUSY. YOUR UGLY. HAVE A NICE DAY. Bumper Sticker YOUR KIDS AN HONOR STUDENT?BUT YOU?RE A MORON Bumper Sticker WORK HARD ? MILLIONS ON WELFARE DEPEND ON YOU! Bumper Sticker BE NICE TO YOUR KIDS?THEY'LL CHOOSE YOUR NURSING HOME Bumper Sticker DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH?HE'S MARRIED Bumper Sticker BEER ? 4 OUT OF 5 PEOPLE PREFER IT TO PROZAC Bumper Sticker CAN'T FEED 'ME? DON'T BREED 'EM Bumper Sticker I MAY BE FAT, BUT YOU'RE UGLY, AND I CAN DIET. Bumper Sticker EVEN THOUGH THIS IS A STUPID STICKER, YOU'RE SQUINTING TO READ IT Bumper Sticker BACK OFF ? I'M GONNA FART Bumper Sticker HOW'S MY DRIVING? DIAL 1-800-EAT-SHIT Bumper Sticker CONSIDER..AMATEURS BUILT THE ARK? PROFESSIONALS BUILT THE TITANIC Bumper Sticker LORD, IF I CAN'T BE SKINNY, PLEASE LET MY FRIENDS BY FAT Bumper Sticker FOR A SMALL TOWN, THIS ONE SURE HAS A LOT OF ASSHOLES Bumper Sticker 8 OUT OF 10 VOICES IN MY HEAD SAY 'DON?T SHOOT' Bumper Sticker MY CHILD WAS INMATE OF THE MONTH AT COUNTY JAIL Bumper Sticker KEEP HONKING ? I'M RELOADING Bumper Sticker CAUTION ? I CAN GO FROM 0 TO BITCH IN 2.5 SECONDS Bumper Sticker HORN BROKER ? WATCH FOR FINGER Bumper Sticker GET IN ?SIT DOWN ? HOLD ON ? SHUT UP Bumper Sticker IF MY SMOKING BOTHERS YOU ? DON?T BREATHE Bumper Sticker OF ALL THE THINGS I'VE LOST, I MISS MY MIND THE MOST Bumper Sticker TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS ? PEOPLE REALLY DON?T LIKE YOU Bumper Sticker GUNS DON'T KILLS PEOPLE ? DRIVERS WITH CELL PHONES DO Bumper Sticker I'M NOT LOSING HAIR ? I'M GETTING HEAD Bumper Sticker I'M SO HAPPY ? I COULD SHIT Bumper Sticker GOT BRAINS? Bumper Sticker THE PERFECT 12 STEP Bumper Sticker BAD COP NO DONUT Bumper Sticker STERILIZE STUPID PEOPLE YOU Bumper Sticker ZERO TO NAKED IN 6.2 BEERS Bumper Sticker JESUS LOVES YOU EVERYONE ELSE THINKS YOU?RE AN ASSHOLE Bumper Sticker YOUR COLLEGE SUCKS Bumper Sticker PORN - CHEAPER THAN DATING Bumper Sticker LIFE IS SHORT DOPNT'T BE A DICK Bumper Sticker MILK SUCKS GOT BEER Bumper Sticker YOU CANT SPELL CRAP WITHOUT RAP Bumper Sticker YOU LOST GET OVER IT YOU Bumper Sticker

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