It has come to our attention that there are some bosses out there that might not allow our classmates the time off to attend our class reunion. We have hired a company from Chicago to help with this problem. Please have your employer fill out this letter/questionaire. I think it might work...:)..
Dear Boss Guy,
It has comea to mya attention that youa is a da boss for one of da class of da 1974 froma Nekoosa. Ita has also been a whispered to mea dat youa no let them witha da time offa. Thisa makea me sad. Me no like to be sad. When Me a sad, I gota ask a few questions to you:
1. What'sa you name?______________________
2. Wherea you live(Include a gooda map, alarm sys. etc.)?_______________________
3. Whata car youa driva ( color, Lic. #)_____________________
4. Wherea you park( Include a gooda map)_________________________
5. Whata time youa come homea?( Incase I can't a find car)________________
6. You gota Spouse?( Include picture)?________________________
7. You Gota kids?( Include pictute)?___________________________
7a. If you gota kids, they in a da school ( Include map)?__________________
8. You Gota dog( How Heavy)?____________________
9. You Gota cat( got claws?)?_____________________
10. You gota pet bird(never minda, I likea da birds)
11. You watch a da God Father movie?__________________
12. You Gota da horse?____________________
13. You gota all ten fingers?______( You Like a them?)_________
14. You gota both Knees?_____________ ( Check here if already replaced )____
15. Can you a dial 911 witha da elbows?___________
16. Youa like da swim?___________( Include da shoe size)
17. How longa you hold breath?__________________
18. You likea da flowers?__________________
19. You Like a da marble? (Red)_________(Gray)________
20. Any stadiums ora big buildings being builta around you house?____________
Thanka Yous for a you time. Tink about a letting da class mate offa for da party.
Big Lou
Hope this works to help you get off for the party.
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