| BAND GEEK | |||||||
| (Words changed by Chelsea- follows the tune to Smash Mouth's All Star) | |||||||
| Somebody once told us, �you�re field show just ain't good enough; you�ll go on getting third place all the time." We were marching to the drum, guard riffles down in front, but we all knew that they had a big long rest. Welll, the tunes start comin' and they don't stop comin', back to the band room where people are slummin'. Didn't make sense not to live with band; you might have time and it'll pay off in the end. So much to march, so much to play, so what's wrong with wakin' up early? You never know if you don't go. You never suck if you don't blow. Hey now, you're a band geek, get your toes up, go march! Hey now, time for field show, get your plums on, get set! And all that glitters is brass. Only real band geeks pass the class... It's a cool place to march down in the mornin'. You go every day, it'll never get boring. But the guard members beg to differ; they have always envied the sound we deliver. The songs we play are getting pretty hard, but if you ever need some support get the guard. Our band's on fire; how 'bout yours? That's the way we like it and we'll never sound horrid. Hey now, you're a band geek, get your toes up, go march! Hey now, time for field show, get your plums on, get set! And all that glitters is brass. Only real band geeks pass the class... A clarinetist once asked, "Could you lend some reeds real fast? I need to practice for my next tough playin� test." I said, "Yep! What a concept; I could use a few reeds myself, and we could all take a break instead..." Well, the tunes start comin' and they don't stop comin', back to the band room where people are slummin�. Didn't make sense not to live with band; you might have time and it'll pay off in the end. So much to march, so much to play, so what's wrong with wakin' up early? You never know if you don't go. You never suck if you don't blow. Hey now, you're a band geek, get your toes up, go march! Hey now, time for field show, get your plums on, get set! And all that glitters is brass. Only real band geeks pass the class... And all that glitters is brass. Only real band geeks pass the class... |
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| JOKES | |||||||