Band Patriotism
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The Pep Band Anthem

To be sung softly by the pep band in the stands before a basketball game while some chorus member sings the real words.

Oh, say, can you hear
On basketball game night
What so loudly we play
Over all the fan's screaming?

Clarinets squeak and squawk
While the low reedists fight
Over which song is the best,
And the trombones are gleaming.

And the trumpets would blare
Spit would fly through the air
People glare at the clock;
Wonder why they're still there.

Oh, say, why do people go to pep band frequently?
Because all the music's fun,
And the soda comes free!
The Band Pledge of Allegiance

I pledge allegiance
To the band
And their many states of hysteria
And to the school
For which it stands
One band
Under the conductors
Absolutely, positively, COMPLETELY indivisible
With instruments and music for all.

O Band-a-da!
Our home and hang-out joint.
We look to you
To give our lives a point.
We work bingoes and sell worthless junk
To journey to Calgary.
We�ll win MusicFest Canada
And go on a cross-dressing club spree!!!
Please keep our band
Pleasant and spit-free
O Band-a-da we practice hard for thee
O Band-a-da we practice hard for thee!!!
And for all you Canadians...
The Spirit of St. Louis over Paris
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