SCENE 8

ACTOR : MARIE, CHAN, KONG, JOE, STEVEN

SETTING : IN KOPITIAM.

DURATION : 2 MINUTES

(STEVEN IS RUNNING INTO THE KOPITIAM WHILE CHAN, KONG AND JOE COME OUT OF THE KITCHEN. MARIE IS ALREADY AT THE COUNTER.)

SHOT 116 : STEVEN : I ...I...I WAS NEARLY RAPED!!!

(EVERYBODY IS LOOKING STEVEN INTO THE EYES, SILENCE, THEN BREAK INTO LAUGHTERS SUDDENLY.)

SHOT 117 : CHAN : HEY, PLEASE LAH...APRIL FOOL IS TOMORROW.

SHOT 118 : KONG : AND YOUR TRICK IS NOT BRILLIANT ENOUGH. LOOK AT YOURSELF.

SHOT 119 : JOE : WOW...FEMALE RAPIST?

SHOT 120 : CHAN : THEN SHE MUST BE REALLY DESPERATE.

SHOT 121 : STEVEN : IT'S REAL AND IT'S A GUY!

SHOT 122 : MARIE : STEVEN...YOU ARE NOT PULLING OUR LEG ARE YOU? WELL, YOU SAID "NEARLY". SO, HE DIDN'T REALLY DO IT TO YOU RIGHT?

SHOT 123 : STEVEN : OF COURSE NOT. LUCKILY, I ALWAYS BRING MY PET SCISSORS WITH ME.

SHOT 124 : KONG : WOW...YOU ARE THE CRUEL ONE. YOU (MAKES A "CUT" POSE) HIM?

SHOT 125 : JOE : I BETTER STAY AWAY FROM YOU. NO WONDER MOTHER ALWAYS TELL ME NOT TO JUDGE A PERSON FROM HIS LOOKS.

(EVERYBODY STEPS AWAY FROM STEVEN.)

SHOT 126 : STEVEN : HEY, GUYS...I AM THE VICTIM YET YOU ARE STANDING ON THE PERVERTED RAPIST'S SIDE? I MERELY THREATENED TO KILL MYSELF AND HE RETREATS! THIS ALWAYS WORKS IN THE CANTONESE SOAP OPERAS. AND IT REALLY DID WORK!

SHOT 127 : MARIE : GEE...WHAT A DESPERATE GAY RAPIST. STEVE, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL NEXT TIME. WHO KNOWS WHEN YOU WILL MEET A FLASHER...HAHAHAHA...

SHOT 128 : STEVEN : MARIE!!!

SHOT 129 : JOE : (JOE JUMPS IN FRONT OF STEVEN AND POSES AS A FLASHER) LIKE THIS?

SHOT 130 : STEVEN : AND I WOULD CUT YOU INTO PIECES!!! (CHASES JOE WITH HIS PET SCISSORS IN HIS HAND)

(MARIE, CHAN AND KONG LAUGHS)