SCENE 20

ACTOR : MARIE, JOE, SUSAN, STEVE, CHAN, KONG

SETTING : IN KOPITIAM

DURATION : 2.5 MINUTES

SHOT 288 : JOE : HELLO, I AM BOND, JOE BOND.

SHOT 289 : ALL : YEAH...JOE BLONDE! HAHAHAHA

SHOT 290 : JOE : HEY GUYS, DON'T LAUGH AT ME LAH...

SHOT 291 : SUSAN : JOE, I GOT TO BE TRUTHFUL TO YOU. THE IDEA OF DYEING YOUR HAIR IS ABSOLUTELY A MISTAKE! LOOK AT YOURSELF.

SHOT 292 : MARIE : WELL, IT'S NOT THAT BAD ACTUALLY...BUT I ALSO THINK THAT IT DOESN'T SUIT YOU, JOE...JOE BLONDE!! HAHA...

SHOT 293 : STEVEN : HEY, FROM MY PROFESSIONAL VIEW, I THINK THIS IS THE MASTERPIECE OF THE CENTURY! JOE, YOU LOOK GREAT!

SHOT 294 : CHAN : HEY STEVE, CUT IT OUT LAH...YOU CALL THIS A MASTERPIECE?

SHOT 295 : KONG : AND TO THINK THAT THIS COSTS MORE EXPENSIVE THAN MY ANNUAL HAIRCUT BUDGET, IT REALLY HURTS ALTHOUGH IT'S NOT MY MONEY.

SHOT 296 : SUSAN : GOING OUT LIKE THIS MIGHT END YOU UP WITH ANOTHER PERVERTED FLASHER!! HAHA...

SHOT 297 : MARIE : THAT'S TRUE SUSAN...BAPUK!!!!!

(ALL BREAK INTO.)

SHOT 298 : JOE : OKAY, GUYS...STOP IT, STOP IT. THIS IS REALLY A COSTLY LESSON. BUT PLEASE, PLEASE...ALLOW ME TO DO THIS AGAIN.

(CLOSE UP SHOT. DIM LIGHTS, SPOT LIGHTS ON JOE.)

SHOT 299 : JOE : HELLO, I AM JOE, JOE BLONDE.(SAD EXPRESSION.) REMEMBER TO WATCH ME IN "TOMORROW NEVER DYES" IN YOUR NEAREST CINEMAS.(LIGHT DIMS TOTALLY.)

(TALKING FIGURE IN A COMPUTER SCREEN.)

SHOT 300 : COMPUTER: AGENT 007, YOU ARE ORDERED TO CHANGE YOUR HAIR BACK TO ITS ORIGINAL COLOUR AND NEVER DYE IT AGAIN. "TOMORROW NEVER DYES" MISSION COMPLETED.

(TRANSMISSION OF MESSAGE ENDS, FADES OUT.)

THE END