SCENE 1
ACTOR : MARIE, SUSAN, CHAN, KONG, "CLOWN"
SETTING : IN KOPITIAM. MARIE IS WIPING THE TABLES WHILE SUSAN IS DOING SOME PAPERWORK.
DURATION : 2.5 MINUTES
SHOT 1 : MARIE : WELL, SUSAN...DON'T YOU NOTICE THAT OUR DISTINGUISH REGULARS SEEM TO BE MISSING TODAY?
SHOT 2 : SUSAN : OH...WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE FOREVER-NOSEY CHAN AND KONG? THAT REALLY DOESN'T BOTHER ME AT ALL. BUT I AM SURE THEY WOULD BE HERE SOONER OR LATER. I AM PREPARED FOR THE WORST.
(MARIE WALKS TOWARDS SUSAN GIVING A GENTLE PAT ON HER SHOULDER.)
SHOT 3 : MARIE : COME ON...THEY ARE NOT REALLY THAT BAD, ARE THEY?
SHOT 4 : SUSAN : WELL THAT REALLY DEPENDS. REMEMBER HOW THEY SERVED OUR CUSTOMERS WITH COFFEE THAT'S "SWEETENED" USING IRISH CREAM?
SHOT 5 : MARIE : OOPS...YOU'RE INDEED BRILLIANT TO HAVE USED THAT TO SUPPORT YOUR STAND.
(KONG AND CHAN'S LAUGHTERS COMING FROM THE OUTSIDE AS THEY WALKS IN)
SHOT 6 : SUSAN : AND YOUR PRAYERS ARE ANSWERED...HERE THEY COME.
SHOT 7 : MARIE : WELL, GUYS, YOU'RE KIND OF LATE TODAY HUH...AND WHAT'S ALL THIS LAUGHTERS ALL ABOUT?
SHOT 8 : CHAN : HAHAHA...GIRLS, THERE SEEMS TO BE A CIRCUS IN TOWN!
SHOT 9 : KONG : WE SAW A CLOWN WALKING DOWN THE STREET JUST NOW. WELL, BUT HE LOOKS LITTLE BIT "OUT-OF-SHAPE".
SHOT 10 : SUSAN : HEY GUYS, HUMANS DON'T GO "OUT-OF-SHAPE" FOR GOD'S SAKE.
SHOT 11 : MARIE : YES, AND IF HE IS, YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO IDENTIFY HIM, WOULD YOU?
SHOT 12 : KONG : YOU WOULD AGREE IF YOU SEE THE CLOWN FOR YOURSELF. FUNNY LOOKING FELLOW...HAHA
SHOT 13 : CHAN : (TALKING IN RATHER INDIAN SLANG.) WELL... IMAGINE...GOLDEN, FLUFFY AND CURLY "ALLEY CATS" HAIR STYLE, WEARING SOMETHING LIKE WHAT STEVEN ALWAYS WEARS AND THE ROUND, RED NOSE IS MISSING!
SHOT 14 : SUSAN : CUT IT OUT...NO TIME LISTENING TO ALL THESE CRAP. (GETTING BACK TO WORK AS SHE FINISHES.)
SHOT 15 : MARIE : GUYS, YOUR STORY IS INTERESTING BUT I WOULD RATHER DO SOMETHING MORE PRODUCTIVE.
(AS MARIE IS ABOUT TO GO UPSTAIRS, THE "CLOWN" WALKS IN. EVERYBODY IS SHOCKED. CHAN AND KONG LOOKS BACK TO MARIE AND SUSAN GIVING A "THERE HE IS" EXPRESSION.)