- What is your favourite cartoon you made , why?
probably chainsaw, because it features one of my favorite fictional characters: Leatherface. Also, because of the descerpiancy of it's name, some people call it "Leatherface", some call it "Chainsaw".
- Why did you start making Bob and Steve cartoons , what was your first one?
Kickball was the first, and I made it because Zac asked me to. We used to be in a class together.
- What was the hardest cartoon to make?
That's a tough one. Either Kickball 1 , or Kicball 2 , or possible chainsaw.
- Are pretzels too salty now a days?
Honestly, I hate pretzels altogether. I don't know if they've gotten any saltier, but they were always too salty for my liking.
- Were there any cut scemes from your cartoons , if so where are they?
Well, not any scenes that I've done, but on what was conceived, and never made. At the end of chainsaw, I was going to have Leatherface swing his chainsaw over his head, but thought it would be too long for a Bob and Steve cartoon.
- Where do you get the inspiration for your cartoons?
Well, that depends. For Kickball, Zac wrote it, and I drew it. For Subliminal (my least popular work, I forget about it sometimes) came from a joke that Zac and myself came up with. Chainsaw, was reading the book "Worse Case Scenario," and Tobe Hooper's masterpiece of horror cinema titled "Texas Chainsaw Massacre". And Kickball 2, came from a joke in my head.
- What are your favourite tv shows?
I watch the Simpons and South Park religiously, so I suppose they influneced the Bob and Steve cartoons as well. I also like Robot Wars, and stuff about haunted houses, and criminals and serial killers-I'm really into criminology.
- What is your favourite cartoon that I made , and of all the ones not made by me?
Watching Tv is definately my favorite cartoon out of all the Bob and Steve's that I have seen. Which, I must congradulate you for.
- What is your least favourite bob and steve cartoon of all time , why?
No problem. My least favorite is probably one of the earlier ones, where Bob punches Steve, and then it ends. Or the one where they blink, and it ends.
- Wanna play kickball?
Lol. No thanks. Something bad always happens when people play kickball.
- What are your future plans for bob and steve , how long do you plan on making cartoons for the creator?
I plan to make another Worst Case Scenario called "When Quicksand Attacks"(some might have noticed the prevew in "The End?"). I'll make cartoons as long as I have time, and as long as other people think they are funny.
- Which bob and steve cartoon took the longest/shortest , and was the easiet/hardest to make?
Uh, the longest was the first, Kickball, which took about 6 or 7 hours to do. The shortest was probably Subliminlal. Which took like an hour. The hardest was Chainsaw, no question, and the easiest, was, again, Subliminal.
- if a tree falls in the woods , but there's noone around to hear it , does it make a sound?
It sure does. I think it would be naive to think that if we aren't around to hear something, that it doesn't happen. That's like saying, well, if a kid completes a puzzle, but no-one saw him doing it, did he do it?
- Who relates more to your life , Bob or Steve?
How does one go about answering that? One represents keen dectection skills, while the other represnets great strength in times that it is needed. Or, I could just be reading into them too much. I'd have to say neither, they're sticks, and I'm fat.
- What came first , the chicken or the egg , Why?
It is evoluntionarily impossible for the egg to have come first.
- Do you feel sorry for Bob after all the termoil he has been through?
I sure do. I mean, how can one little guy go through so much, and still come through, oh, wait, he hasn't. He's in an asylum, and I wish him well.
- Is it obvious i'm running out of questions?
Yeah, that became appearent about three questions ago.
- When your too old to even remember who you are anymore , will you still be making Bob and Steve cartoons?
Probably not, I mean, if I'm too old to remember who I am, how the hell do you expect me to remember who someone else is? Plus, if I'm that old I'd probably be racing whell chairs at the old age home or something.
- Unlike me , you have never made a bad bob and steve cartoon , was there any episode ideas that didn't meat your usual standards , so you didn't make them (If so , can I do them?)
Well, thank you. I can't really think of any bad ideas that I have had. I have had a lot, but just can't hink of any. If I do though, I'll let you know.
- Would you ever make your own series of cartoons , or are you just going to stick with bob and steve?
I'm actually thinking very seriousl about making a cartoon series, mostly because the creators always get the most recognition. But I don't know if I'll ever get to do it.
- Really?
Yeah, I don't know though, I've got my up-coming movie to worry about (*SHAMLESS PLUG!!!! GO SEE IT!!!! IT'S GONNA RULE!!! WHEN IT COMES OUT, THERE WILL BE A WEBSITE FOR IT, AND A LINK ON THIS SITE) so I don't know if I'll have time.
- What would your cartoon series be like?
Well, I wouldn't make it a stick animation, simply becasue that's been done so much (Bob and Steve, Mike and Melvin, Stick Death Stick Suicide) but that means the animation would be hard as hell to do. Plus, I don't know it there would be an audience for it.
- Do you think Bobby and Stephen from "watching tv" should replace the real bob and steve?
No. Not ever. But they are very funny dopligangers.
- are you reading this question?
Thanks! I do like my hair like this!
- How big do you think bob and steve could become , what part would you have in it?
I would like to think that they could get as big as something like "South Park", but I hope if it ever did, that I could either write, or animate.
- Do you like my interview? (keep in mind this is the only website with your new cartoons on it)
I sure do, and I would tell you that I didn't, if i felt that way. I could find another outlet for this cartoon very quickly. I've had offers you know..
- Did you ever encounter fanatics that dressed like , or worshoped bob and steve?
No, can't say that I have, but it is getting pretty big, so I may sometime in the future.
- Were you there when Bob and steve were born , if not do you wish you were?
Yes, it was great, there were fireworks, and a marching band, and I wasn't there, I can't lie. I don't wish I was though, because it was in biology class.
- Why do you think bob and steve are bald and skinny , do they have some kind of illness or something?
No, they regularly shave their heads, and they just don't eat much. Did you see how pale they are though, I'm kinda worred.
- do you think bob and steve are good acters and get paid enough?
They sure are good actors! After chainsaw, Zac got simpathy cards! People thought they died! And yes, they do get paid enough, they go the "bling" if you know what I mean.
- Did you ever hit your head so hard you actually saw bob and steve , or did you ever see them in real life?
No, I've hit my head pretty hard, but not that hard. But no, I see them in real life when I direct their cartoons. Don't you when you make them?
- Is this a dumb question?
Yes. I have to tell you that it is devoid of intelligence.
- What about this one?
Yup.
- Is it true that the other characters are going to strike because they don't get paid enough and are not in enough cartoons?
I haven't heard anything about that. Are you sure your not confusing them with those Lipton Brisk Ice Tea puppets?
- Do Bob and Steve get high alot?
Yeah, tell you the truth, even though they get paid quite well, they are always broke. They always spend it on weed. And lately they've been sipping into the heavier stuff, like crack.
- What do you have to say to the millions of fans world wide who watch your bob and steve cartoons?
Well, thank you for the support, and keep watching, because if you don't, I swear to God I will cut you!!
- Do you try to avoid inconsistencies in the show by watching older episodes?
I do try to avoid inconsistencies, but this is the type of show that you don't really have to wory about it. If someone screws up, and its funny, no-one makes a big deal about it.
- Got any advise for new animators in the future?
It's a tedious job, and don't expect hot fat women hanging around you (because of this), because they don't. Unfortunately.
- Why did you start making bob and steve cartoons? Are you glad you did?
Because Zac asked me to.
- In 100 years when the world is ruled by robots , will people still be watching bob and steve?
No, because robots will have whiped the humans off the face of the earth. They are supperor!
- If robots don't rule the world in 100 years , will people still be watching bob and steve?
I'm pretty certain that they won't. Because unless they find some way to make us live till 150, we won't be doing them, and I'm pretty sure Zac won't let anyone else.
- When will Bob be sane again after his brake down? Do you think Bob and Steve are over worked ? Think they should have stunt doubles?
Actually, they are bringing in a stunt double for the next few cartoons til he recovers.
- Do you like my website , and having your cartoons on my website?
I sure do! It goes up quicker than it does on Bob and Steve.
- Why are Bob and Steve better then church and school?
Because Church and school are boaring, and too preachy. Bob and Steve has chainsaws, cavemen, and scantily clad women (well not yet, but stay tuned).
- What kind of Bob and Steve merchandise would you like to see have made?
Action figures, shirts, (I still haven't gotten mine) but you have to draw the line. Like Bob and Steve cock rings is a bad idea.
- If you played every Bob and Steve cartoon ever made one after the other non stop til you went through them all , how long do you think it would be?
Wow, your really reaching aren't you? About two hours.
- Should I make a Bob and Steve clipshow?
I think that would be cool. Why not?
- Wanna play kick ball?
NO!
- How popular do you think bob and steve could become , how long do you think the adventures of bob and steve will last.
It will last as long as people are interested, and it could get very popular if it's kept up.
- Where will you go from here?
Off of my computer, and into the living room, to sit my fat ass down on my favorite arm chair. Or do you mean creatively?
Creatively.
Well, I'm going to start work on my movie *PLUG* Currently called Live and Let Die, and mabye work on some more Bob and Steves.
