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<smiles> Ok, so when I was 9 years old, I was home alone and I was bored so I called 911 and told them that my house was being robbed thinking that no one would really come. Well, I was in the backyard just doing nothing when the cops came running into my yard and pointed their guns on me. I ended up getting handcuffed and stuff. I told them that I was just playing around and they had to talk to my parents. I think my parents had to pay a fine or something. But that's not the end of the story. That same night, I was making some shrimp. You know, the kind that you can just stick in a pot with some oil? Ok, well anyways, I kinda started a fire so I had to call 911. I called them and told them that there was a fire but I didn't want them to come b/c they had already come once and that I just wanted to know how to put the fire out. Well, they ended up sending like 10 fire trucks to my house-it was pretty embarrassing. My parents were pretty mad with me that day.
Dang, I feel sorry for your parents. Haha, ok, well, on a more personal note, tell me your favorite trait about yourself.
<mumbles> Sexy. Just kidding. Ok, for reals, my confidence. I think that I'm confident but not cocky. People think that I'm cocky, but I'm not. Just confident.
What's your worst trait?
I'm stubborn. Oh, and I don't eat vegetables. Only lettuce.
How would you describe your style?
I guess semi-casual. David is wearing a crisp, blue button down with grey slacks. I like to look presentable but comfortable.
So do you always dress this nice?
Yeah, pretty much. But it's comfortable for me and I like it. My sister likes it. She picks out a lot of my clothes for me actually.
Aww, that's sweet. So what's the highlight of your Pomona College experience so far?
Meeting Michael Park. He's the weirdest guy ever. I mean, I thought I was weird, but compared to him, I'm normal.

Good stuff�....ok, well I'm gonna wrap it up with this. Haha, this is kind of a gross and random question. Ok, so after you go #2, do you wipe and just throw it away without checking? Or do you wipe and check until your butt's clean?
DUDE, of course I keep checking until my butt's clean!! I don't like my underwear to get dirty. I like CLEAN underwear.
Ok, and do you wash your hands afterwards?
YEAH! ALWAYS! It's imperative! I wash 'em even after I pee!! But I know some guys don't and I think that's gross so I always use a paper towel to open the door.
Haha, good to know. Ok, well I'm done. Do you have anything you want to add to this interview?
Yeah, I do. <thinks> When girls say I'm cuddly, it's not a rumor. If you don't believe me, you gotta try. OH, OH, and I just remembered a special talent�....I'm a great back massager. Oh, and I do candlelight dinners too, walks on the beach, and then I like to sit on the sand with a girl and just talk. Yeah, talk about stuff, deep stuff. <nods> Yeah, talk about feelings and stuff.

Ok, well this is an interview for the KSA website so I guess I should ask you some KSA-related questions. What do you like about KSA?
KSA GIRLS! They're "Cool" <makes quote marks with fingers>. I definitely wanna get to know 'em. Actually, give them my extension. It's 75671. Make sure you put that in the interview.
girl who reads this interview and calls me, I'll treat her to 21 Choices!