Baker Glena was walking through Qeynos one day when she was about to be
kidnapped by a cleric of Innouruuk... She was summoned to the Gods.
Innoruuk says: "GLENA! I HATE YOUR COOKIES! Can ya make some for me?"
Baker Glena says "No."
Innouruuk says: "GLENA! MAKE MY COOKIES! ... please?"
Baker Glena says "I will make your cookies. But you have yet to prove yourself
worthy. Please bring me the Ring of the Ancients, The Undead Grimrot
Spawn, A Ykesha, Haste Sash, and a fire beetle eye."
Innoruuk says: "GLENA! I WILL DO THIS FOR MY COOKIES!! I HATE YOU!"
Innoruuk goes to his camp spot in oot after waiting in the list.
Innoruuk says "About time... I have been here running from this stupid merchant
now for 3 hours."
Inooruuk sits.
9 hours later...
User Text: Innoruuk: Hey.. I have been waiting her for this stupid ring holder
guy thingie to come to life so I can send him back to me... Whats up with him?
Tells you: Hello this is Guide Taldayan. I have kicked the spawn Goddess for ya a bit
Innoruuk tells you: Silly Guide, if there was a spawn Goddess I would have her
on my plane so you wouldn't have to repop my zone.
4 hour later:
Innoruuk says: Hail an ancient cyclops
Innoruuk says: YES YES YES!!!
Player0 casts a spell (Ice comet)
Innoruuk says: "Hey..."
Innoruuk touches Player0
Player0 has been slain
Innoruuk says: Heheh you suck.
Innoruuk begins to cast a spell (Kill NPC - 80 mile radius)
an Ancient cyclops has been slain by Innoruuk!
user text: Dudez... Everyone in OOT just died... Its a bug
Tells player5: "Hello this is Guide Taldayan.
Actually, innoruuk is out again trying to compelte the cookie quest."
Player 5 tells you: "Huh?"
Innoruuk has looted a ring of the ancients
Innoruuk shouts "AC open"
Player 3 Shouts "Doesn't matter you nuked everyone in the zone you bastard!"
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after 5 hour run because no one would teleport Innoruuk
You have entered South karana
Innoruuk Shouts "Anyone seen the undead Grim?"
Player 102 shouts "I have been here for 4 days...No."
Innoruuk sits
19 hours later
Player 101 shouts "Undead Grim!"
Innoruuk shouts "Where?"
Player 102 shouts "Where??!"
Innoruuk shouts "I SEE HIM!! HAHA!"
Player 23 shouts "Whats Innoruuk in the zone for...Gm event?"
Innoruuk shouts "Cookie quest"
Player 23 shouts "huh?"
Innoruuk casts a spell (Spawn go poof)
Player 102 shouts "Damn it! The thing just disapeared! This sucks!"
Innoruuk gates
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You have entered Neriak
Innoruuk tries to hit a Fire beetle but YOU Miss!
A fire beetle hits YOU for 14 points of damage! Innoruuk says "WTF!?!?!?"
6 hours later
Innoruuk has been slain by a fire beetle!
You appear at your bind point
Innoruuk /petition "WTF!?!?!?! I was just killed by a fire beetle!! I am level
68!!!!"
You tell Innoruuk: "Hello this is Guide Taldayan.
Sometimes the mobs are a little bit tougher than you think them to be my
lord... Maybe you should try grouping"
Cazic Thule joins the group
Innoruuk tells your group: "Hey frogking... Hows fear?"
Cazic Thule tells your group :"Boring... I killed everyone again..."
Innoruuk tells your group: "I need help... Lets take this fire beetle..."
Cazic Thule says "FIRE BEETLE_01!"
Cazic Thule says "He.."
Innoruuk tells the group "Dude... its dead. You need a nerf"
Cazic Thule tells the group "Don't say anything... they'll find out"
Innoruuk tells the group "Have any cash on ya?"
Cazic Thule tells the group "Yeah... 70k"
Inooruuk tells the group "You're duping..."
Cazic Thule Tells the group "Yeah but north freeport guys won't know..."
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you have entered North Freeport
Innoruk Auctions "WTB Ykesha and haste sash - please tell Cazic"
Player X tells Innoruuk: "Twink."
Player Y tells Cazic Thule "I have both - how much ya got?"
Cazic Thule tells player Y "I'll give you 30k and let you live in PoF for 2
days..."
Player Z auctions "Who just sold the Ykesha and Haste for 30k?"
Cazic Thule sees Player Z
Cazic Thule says "Player Y!"
Player Y has been slain by Cazic Thule
Innoruuk tells the group "Way to go PK"
Cazic Thule tells the group "Oops..."
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You have entered North Qeynos.
Innoruuk says "BAKER GLENA!! I HATE YOU! HERE ARE YOUR THINGS! GIVE ME
COOKIES!"
Baker Glena says "Thank you"
long pause
Inooruuk says "WHAT!?!?!?!?"
Cazic Thule Tells the group "I think you were supposed to combine the Beetle
eye with the undead grim spawn"
Innoruuk tells the group "Screw this... We are Gods lets kill her"
Cazic Thule tells the group "Ok... You pull"
Innoruuk casts spell (Thatsalottadarkness)
Baker Glena has resisted the spell!
Baker Glena hits YOU for 2002 damage!
Baker Glena hits YOU for 345 damage!
Baker Glena kicks YOU for 432 damage!
Innoruuk tells the group "I AM GONNA DIE!!"
Cazic Thule says "Baker Glena!"
Baker Glena says "What?"
Cazic Thule says "Wow. You're one tough cookie."
Innoruuk tells the group "This is no time for your stupid jokes! I'm gonna
die!!"
Baker Glena hits YOU with a cookie sheet!
Innoruuk has been slain by Baker Glena!
Cazic Thule casts a spell (Gate the hell outta here)
Cazic Thule disapeers
****************************************** Cazic Thule tells the group "We need more frogs"
Innoruuk tells the group "I cannot believe i didn't get any cookies."
Innoruuk /petition "Hey GM... I did everything the cookie lady told me to do
and I didn't get no stinkin cookies! This is a bug!! And... I wanna rez too!"
tells Innoruuk: Hello this is Guide Taldayan. What seems to be the problem
today?
Innoruuk tells you: "You're still on? Its been 3 days.."
Tells Innoruuk "Yeah I am addicted to guiding"
Innoruuk tells you "I see... Well, that stupid baker gave me a quest and I did
it and she didn't give me any cookies."
Tells Innoruuk "Have you done this quest before at all? Maybe you might have
missed something which was important"
Innoruuk tells you "NO!! I DID IT RIGHT!!!!"
Tells Innoruuk "Calm down... No need to shout"
Innoruuk tells you "GIMME MY COOKES!!! I HATE GM's!!"
Tells Innoruuk : "If you do not settle down I will be issuing you a warning for
guide abuse"
Innoruuk tells you:"WTF!?!?!?! SCREW YOU!"
Tells Innoruuk "I have just issued a format warning for abuse to a Guide.
Please stop this conversation. If you have any feedback on the quest, please
use the /feedback to let Verant know you are displeased "
*** Innoruuk shouts exploits and foul language in hate for 45 minutes ***
Taladayn appears
Innoruuk says "DONT YOU EVER LOG!"
Taldayan says "No.