Look both ways before crossing 2fort.

Respect you engineers and demomans.

Thou shall Covet thy neighbour's flag.

Thou shall Steal thy neighbour's flag.

You shall not have any other Gods beside Galga.

Ein masihin during the clan match.

No fishing in well's canals.

Do not spit to the well from which you drink.

HWGs hunt is allowed only on HWGs season.

Do not try rocket jump in real life.

Your grenades are your friends. Use them wisely.

You should be careful and report suspicious dispensers / detpacks.

No peeing in 2fort's pool.

Turn off your cellular phones on the hunted.

Do not feed the HWGs. They are fat enough as it is.

Concussion jump is not recommended in hospitals / airports / public places.

Fake death is not a good idea in hospitals.

Israel is the Hafarperet.

Don't shout "Gas!" in 2fort.

Axel lives in Mapo 10.

Player is a very shady guy who lives in Lithuania. Also, he has a very original name.

The rules of politeness order you to let your demoman take the gas suit before you.

Reut is a man.

There is nothing in the world that stands in the way of Wicked spider.

The hunted is a nice rich man who gives you a bonus if he dies. Protect him.

Pushing snipers of balconies, although a fun activity, is not recommended.

Don't try driving the tanks of epic center / Casbah.

A red dot on your forehead is not a sign of Indian heritage.

No matter what people say to you, LOL/CP is not a little elf that lives underwater in 2fort.

Don't try to find out if the bottomless pit in Rock2 has a bottom.

If you get infected be glad because it's the perfect time for a short trip to the enemy base, with a grenade, shouting "Kamikazeeee!!!"