Birth Place: I was born in the heart of the Fire Swamp, dodging R.O.U.S.'s as a small boy
Birth Name: William Bryan McDougle
Nick Name: Oedipus ("Motherfucker" for short)
Favorite Beverage: Snake Bite, Guiness Strongbow
Favorite Food: Any form of breast or leg
Fantasies: A bruneets, a blonde AND a sheep... do you know how HARD it is to find a good sheep?
Personal Goal: To hoard all the shire's gold and humiliate all Nobles.
Favorite maiden: Stonye MacNugget
Haggis and I were boyhood friends who were separated by the elders in the village for causing too much mischief. I was pillaging a nearby village years later, and ran into Haggis, wandering about. He had befriended a rather shady character with wee beady eyes and a GIGANTIC cranium who went by the mane of Mad... wolf? Mad...puppy? No, no, no, Maddog! That's it!
The three of us decided to join forces and stormed the gates of Devore, looking for cold ale, and hearty wenches (though not exactly in that order). We stumbled about and ran into Dragonfly.
Maddog had taken a liking to her, and after a (rather quick) courtship, made her Lady MacNugget. Then came Mistress Raven, who had known Haggis and Maddog from previous adventures. The Mistrees, it seems, also took a licking, um... LIKING to Dragonfly. After many an adventure, and bonded by our love of Faire, we came to be known across the land as the Clan MacNugget.
GOD SHAVE THE QUEEN!!!
