Birth Place: In a dark dungeon under the Queens Castle
Birth Name: Lobos Wolfgang "Nine Piece" MacNugget
Nick Name: Mad Dog MacNugget
Joined the Clan MacNugget: To find a better life in a shire that is often unkind, dark, dangerous, and full of small,
snotty nosed little monsters.
Favorite Beverage: Snake Bite, Tigger Shots
Favorite Food: Cow flesh, snake meat, dragon eggs,
and those little tiny cream filled cake things.
Fantasies: To be tied-up and devoured by
the Queens Lady-in-Waiting... all of them!!!
Personal Goal: To seek out the finest ale in the shire,
and then figure out how make Oedipus pay for it!!!
Favorite Maiden: Dragonfly MacNugget (I'm going to eat you like a toll house cookie, if you know what I'm talking about).
I have wondered the shire near and far... and then far again!
I was ex-communicated by Monsignor MacDrinkalot for practicing a heretics life.
Angry at the world, I roamed the lands in search of the finest food and drink to please only myself.
Along the way I was befriended by a humble and humorous Highlander by the name of Haggis Dagnabbit.
We decided to roam the shire together looking now, for not only the finest food and drink,
but the finest wenches as well.
Haggis had an Irish lad that never seemed to go away. He spoke incessantly of his mother dearest.
So because he had the shillings of a Duke, we let him join our little adventure.
We called him "Oedipus".
But many of the villagers didn't understand why we called him that,
so we nick-named him Motherfucker for short.
A couple of years into our escapade, we ran across a fine royal, Mary, Queen of Scots,
who through much flattery and groveling, gave up the colors of her home-land to the three of us to carry throughout the shire.
She wanted us to spread the word of her wisdom and omnipotence to the lands people near and far.
Being that I had much too many ales, I can't remember what it was she wanted me to tell one and all...
So Huzzah to the giver, and cheers anyway!!
Throughout our search for the finest wenches, we annexed many from the surrounding territories.
We do indeed have the finest maidens to ever set foot on the Queens domain. And we always shall!!!
So when ever you see the Clan MacNugget, be sure to stop us and have adrink with us.
We are a jolly bunch of souls that never shy fromfestivities... and besides we never turn down free ale!
