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The characters of Methos, Richie Ryan, Connor MacLeod, and Duncan MacLeod belong to DPP. This fan fiction is for entertainment only; there is no profit involved.
MacNairCDC #1 He took a sheet of paper, rolled it into a tube, and proceeded to fire M&Ms and jelly beans at the toga participants just to see how they'd jump in their togas. haydencdc #2 I had to haul his drunk muse butt around Vegas lynnannCDC #3 For hogging all the m&ms to fire at the partay goers. pacemCDC #4 He unplugged the POD heater to plug in his thermostatically controlled beer dispenser. Luckily Connor caught him in the act and thwarted his diabolical plan. Hang him Hang him high!!! DeniseCDC from Kansas City #5 Because more empirical proof is needed to why he's called old lanky butt. MacNairCDC #6 He slipped a slice of green bell pepper into the fondue selections and in the candlelight it looked the same as the mangos. What a surprise! >Bleah!< MacNairCDC #7 Methos heard the rumors and planned ahead. His beer chair is chained to the concrete next to the beer dispenser. Luckily, Duncan always has bolt cutters around in case of an emergency. I declare THIS an emergency! lynnannCDC #8 His insistence that Roman's didn't eat chips and dip. Who says this was supposed to be an authentic toga party? MacNairCDC #9 He opted to wear his toga "centurian style" instead of "stable boy" style. Automatic toss in the pool! Richie #10 Just on principle. He's been busting my chops all day! DeniseCDC from Kansas City #11 Mango pitts have been rolling out from behind the frige.... MacNairCDC #12 He brought a single chopstick, threaded every chocolate mini donut on it, and then claimed if he could hold them in one hand, he got to keep them. I think mini-donuts in the pool would be an interesting touch.... MacNairCDC #13 Methos put all the lights on one side of the pool and it wasn't until Duncan went over and stood next to the ROG, that he realized that we were all backlit by the lights and our togas were practically transparent! We don't mind him ooogling, but at least he should TELL us he is! k'lynn #14 cuz wez biger den he is ... umm moor den himz, i meens. haydnecdc #15 Methos has been hogging the beer all night cause the girls are busy OOOOOOOOOOOing and the guys are busy defending their honor (LOL) lahoffyCDC #16 Because the alternative wasn't unthinkable after he tried to hog all the chocolate dipped mangos! Connor #17 Because he hates boats. Do we need another reason to torture Death? Spock #18 Because it is the logical thing to do. (Methos contested that logic to no avail.) SPLASH! Smeagol #19 Because he took my pwressscioussss! k'lynn nummer20 rezon to tozz Metoes inda POD to c iffen he floatz he dont. DeniseCDC from Kansas City I couldn't go to bed until I heard them all. I was toying with (70's retro on radio station I'm listening to; think KC and the Sunshine Band) "Because that's the way uhhuh, uhhuh, we like it!" Feb 16 2003
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