haydencdc

*IMPORTANT NEWS ALERT*

Mango Body Butter. Yes that's right Mango body Butter. Available at

http://www.carolsdaughter.com/

Thoughts floating thru Highlander brains--

Hmm. Mango Body Butter. Willing ladies. *WWGs*

Sheeza

Yes, but who is the applier and who is the apply-ee?

Interesting notion. Wonder how they got the sugar content out?

MacNairCDC

You mean you can't just...put a lump in the middle of their stomach and ... er ... roll?

>giggle<

Gives 'happy puppy' a whole new meaning...

Sheeza

MacNair, I'd think if you put a lump on their stomach, you wouldn't roll, you'd sl-i-i-i-i-i-de....

*snicker*

MacNairCDC

I would?

Hmmm, would that require a running start?

"NO RUNNING!" shouts an alarmed voice. "Sheeza? Are you trying to kill one of us? Quit giving her ideas!"

"Cannonball!"

"!A-A-A-A-AH!"

Sheeza

Hush now ... you telling me that isn't a good way to go?

Yeah, thought so. Now hold still while MacNair applies more lotion.

Boogedy Boogedy Boogedy...here she comes! We felt the air from her....

MacNairCDC

"Hmmmm, something about this landing isn't quite right."

"Moanwhimpergroan" from the floor. (Even as a non-syllable, everyone can hear Connor's accent.) (How does he do that, anyway?)

"I think I need a bigger landing pad. Duncan? Get down here beside Connor."

"No! NO! NO WAY!" (Insert sound of booted feet against the floor scrambling desperately to get away in "Shaggy" of Scooby-Do fashion.)

"Come here, you big 'fraidy cat!" WHUMP-PH! "Let�s see--apply dollop of Mango..." Blu-u-uck! "...And you're ready for testing..."

"I am *going* to die!"

"You'd better not turn either, or she'll miss the mango! Do you know what your hide does when she hits you and there's no *skid* to her skid?" offered Connor.

Denise from Kansas City

No, I don't know.....but I want to find out!

lahoffyCDC

Do the words: "You're immortal. You'll survive" ring any bells? Geesh, what babies.

When's it my turn? *whine, whimper*

MacNairCDC

"She can't!"

"She can!"

"SHE CAN'T!"

"She IS!"

"MacNair? Tell lahoffy to at LEAST take off the halo before she tries this?" pleaded Duncan amidst the swathe of Mango-butter that was beginning to look more like a pool of Mango-butter. A pool with two nekkid Highlanders in it.

"Okay, lahoffy ... no halos."

"But, b-but ... I fell nekkid without my halo!"

The pool of Mango-butter started chuckling.

"It's slippery, dearie," tsk-tsked MacNair. "You wouldn't want to be cutting anything off with that thing, would you?"

"A-A-AUGG!" said the pool of Mango-butter.

lahoffyCDC

*snork*

DANG IT MACNAIR!!!! Pepsi hurts when it's snorked up the nose!!!!

MacNairCDC

"Ew-w-w-w!"

"LaHOFFY!?" protested Connor, horrified. "Look what that fizzy stuff is doing to our Mango-butter!"

"Wow, that looks like a cauldron of something evil!" MacNair and lahoffy said in unison.

"...And it ... feels ... like ... like... !"

"Out! Get out!" shouted Duncan, shoving Connor out of the pool while he scrambled free on the other side.

The Mango-butter churned and roiled, turned funny colors and emitted a spark or two, before settling to a hiss that threatened to remove skin if someone stepped in it.

"Dang. We'll have to do another experiment in another room. Come along, boys..."

The Highlanders trudged away after lahoffy.

"Psst, k'lynn? Nice going with the special effects!" MacNair whispered around the doorframe. "I'll put a jar of the butter on your desk for you."

The pool burbled, then giggled. "Conni-butter!"

Sheeza

Oh MacNair...You sure are a hoot and a half!~ *G*

Still not sure why death seems to be so much the concern here. These two boys are young, spent many decades in the craggy Highlands of Scotland, lived with campfire and by their wits.

Are you implying or intimating that our sweet boys are now soft and unable to handle a little tromp/romp from the herd/flock/gaggle/passle of women?

MacNairCDC

No, I think they're just trying to wheedle some sympathy out of the herd/flock/gaggle/passle of women. *g*

And, it's not working because there's a lineup of women waiting to play slip-n-slide with the Mango-butter.

haydencdc

hmm can immortals die by mango--and do they really care?

shehhhsheh

Oh, Connor says it's his favorite way to go!

MacNair�s Lists

MacNairCDC

It suddenly dawned on me last night,

that we leave for g'ma's Wednesday morning.

And I'm not packed.

The holiday Cookie Bake hasn't happened yet.

The house isn't clean in order to be POUNCED on with Christmas decorating the moment my feet reenter the place.

The roses are not cut down for the winter. (Hubby is being neurotic!)

And my list for all of this stuff to do isn't made! (True horror!)

:)

I should be around tonight, barring disaster!

lahoffyCDC

WHAT??? *horrified gasp*

NO list???? Can this be?? Did the world end and I missed it???

MacNair without a list? Just not possible!!!

pacemCDC

lets help MacNair make a list

LIST OF IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO BEFORE THANKSGIVING:

1. Pack clean underwear for all the kids (G'mas like that).

2. Fill fridge with beer for Methos.

3. Cut roses back.

4. Try out mango-butter gymnastics.

5. Report to clansibs on #4.

6.

oops I gotta go.........help me out here lahoffy or anyone who is around.

MacNairCDC

*giggle*

You're too much, Pacem! Now you're helping me with my list?

Let's see...

Number four: After several test runs, Mango butter has determined to be best utilized during a "frontal approach." Full applications achieved greater results compared to ... ahh ... sparing applications.

Test subject must remain still during the application process, lest they end up with a bellybutton full of goo.

Greater slide capabilities are achieved when you take a run at it, but application coverage is at maximum if ... er ... a somewhat slower approach is used.

(This had to be tested quite a bit.)

(Results were foiled by Connor attempting to hide during one approach, whereupon the whole series of experiments had to be started over.)

(This examiner wondered if the test subject did that deliberately.)

(Duncan said he'll never look at another mango.)

(Connor said "You never look at the mango in the first place--you always look at the nekkid girl feeding it to you!") (Duncan wants to know how they got the butter in the mango.)

haydencdc

number 6

6. supervise house cleaning by half nekkid Highlanders

7. pack up travel toys for kids

8. Get Christmas decorations down from attic

9. Hang Mistletoe and verify that it works

10. report to clansibs about mistletoe

11 (next)

MacNairCDC

Mistletoe?!

"No! That's NOT what she said!"

"Are you *sure?*"

"MacLeod, you must have gotten some of that Mango-butter in your ears! That is NOT what she said!"

"Con-n-nor-r-r-r?"

"WHAT?" from down the hallway.

"Didn't hayden just say that number nine on the list was to hang Methos by a toe and verify that he works?"

~silence~

~more silence~

~silence like an ominous fog creeping up only to LAUGH hysterically right in your ear~

"Dun-n-ncan-n-n?" sing-songed sweetly from down the hall.

"What, Connor?"

"Have you still got that Mango-butter in your ears?"

MacNairCDC

Mistletoe thought number TWO...

"Let's see ... does this one work?"

smooche

"Okay, good. Does this one work?"

smooche

"How about this one over here?"

smooche

"And this one?"

smooche

"How about this little two leaf one?"

smooche

"How about this cow-bunga dude humongous one?"

smooche

"Hey!?"

~pause~

smooche!

"Oh ... okay ... that's better. How about THIS one?"

smooche

"There's another one over there..."

smooche

(Mistletoe testing falls into the job description of young immortals.)

(Methos would like to take this moment to remind all of you that they're *all* young. *g*)

~finis!~
Mon Nov 25 2002

Back to The Playroom

Back to the Library

Home