MacNairCDC

[Discussing the main message board] Hear, hear, that�s exactly what I do! I read every single post on the board -- I scan down looking for the dark blue. Mind you, a really good train of hilarity can always be yanked back up to the top of the board and continued if it hasn't lost its steam yet!

And yes, some of us just don't get out of the pool until it's time for a bathroom break or someone (you know who you are!!) has eaten all the Doritos or kissed the lip balm COMPLETELY off.

Do you know what you get when Rich dumps the bag of Doritos accidentally out in the pool?

Dorito soup. He just informed me that's what it's called. What an intelligent young man.

lynnann

Hmmmm, is that why my skin is turning orange?

RICHIE! You got som' zplainin' to do!!!

MacNairCDC

You'll have to run quick to catch him ... that boy can sprint!

O, send Connor after him, he can catch him.

MacLeod! Where are you?

Get out from under that log with CinnamonBear and catch that kid for lynnann! No, you don't need any clothes on to catch him, ya daft Scot. Did you think you had something to hide that everyone else here hasn't seen? You've been without a speedo for 7 days, for crying out loud!

O, there goes Duncan after him too.

Streakers. One light, one dark. Now that's a sight.

Worth having Dorito soup for a pool.

Maybe worth lynnann's orange skin.

Maybe.

(Help. I'm corrupting the CDC board today!)

lynnann

Her skin already orange�lynnann stays in the Dorito soup, Puff occasionally slurping a mouthful or two. There is a slight breeze that ruffles her hair, and then another, stronger, and she looks up from her book. Two bodies flash � no, streak by. What a sight for sore eyes ... she rubs her eyes, man are they sore...

MacNair, seeing her friend�s plight, quickly slices some cucumber and tosses it toward lynnann. She misses.

Oh well, just something more for the soup.

MacNairCDC-laughing !!!!!!!!!!

OOOOOO! Nicely put, lynnann!

I don't think I can even type, I'm laughing so hard.

Two MacLeods streaking by ... (Run, Rich, run! Keep running! You should run more often!)

kyrdwynCDC, toting croutons

Good thing it's not a Jacuzzi! Oh, hey, wait! We shall have to get us one of those, shan't we? Ummm, hot, bubbly, frothy, swirling jets of water tickling, uhm, well, let's just say tickling ... need to find one that can hold, let's see (counting heads...don't EVEN go there!)

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13 ... and a little more room for more guests. (wizard appears, waving arms) Abracadabra, fizzeldy doo, bibitty, bobitti, boo! The hot tub is OPEN!

imnxtc

Oooohhh, goody!!! I love Jacuzzi�s! And the view is TRUELY breathtaking! My, it is hot in here though. Um, Methos, would you mind handing me a frozen margarita? Mmmm, that's tasty. Thanks, dear.

Ohhhh? Yes, I'm sure I could come up with a way to thank you properly! Why don't you just hop in here with me and we'll see what we come up with. It looks like we'll have some time since the MacLeod boys haven't caught Richie yet.

kyrdwynCDC, scattering leaves

�Ow, Richie, move, this branch is poking me!

�That's not a branch? Oh, sorry luv, here I'll rub it better...�

What? Oh, did someone say something about catching Richie? Already did so! Yup, tripped him as he came streaking by, just had to help him out of these huge bushes that he somehow ended up in ...yeah, I know that was a few hours ago ... takes awhile to get out of the bushes...

MacNairCDC--being wikkid!!!!!!!

So .... you snagged Rich on the way by ... and now we have two nude MacLeods wandering around playing hide-n-seek by themselves?

Interesting view.

Is anybody listening to me? I said INTERESTING view!

lynnann, skin gradually resuming its natural beautiful tone, simply smiled her mysterious smile -- distracted by something off to one side. "Did you say something, MacNair? I'm sorry. I didn't hear you. The moonlight is so, sooo distracting tonight."

"lynnann? There's no moon---," MacNair begins to say, then halts abruptly. "O. I see." Silence. "Did you know there's two?"

"Mmmmmph," dreamily replied lynnann, gently bobbing in her dragon floaty. "Four if your eyesight's good --."

lynnann

And mine IS! Just saw the optometrist the other day, and have a brand new pair of contact lenses. My vision is 00/00. Yep, the moons are out tonite!"

"Wait! When did we move to Jupiter?"

~ finis ~
Oct 8, 2000

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