Rant #4: Hippy

"It's not that easy eating green;
Having to spend each day munching on the leaves.
When I think it could be nicer eating blue, or orange or pink -
or something much more colorful like that."

 

Why must you all try to walk before you can crawl? The new world is only 5 days old and already I've seen 5 clans migrating east or south. Funny nobody seems to want to move in the opposite directions.

Why would you want to sit on a patch of orange growing big and powerful without first get a taste of the joy of war? Are you all pacifists? HIPPIES?!?!?! I seem to recall some Elder Gods in the last world with historic scores not much more than 1000, so maybe you are.

I'm sticking around for a while. It may not be easy eating green but don't forget "green can be cool and friendly-like" or "big like an ocean" and I intend to enjoy my time here.

To those who have already been given permission to pass through my lands. Good luck, I hope you find fulfillment in becoming the most powerful clan, without actually earning the title. I'll be wandering along eventually but unlike in the old world, you won't hear me complaining about the lack of available orange. My gen 16 fighters will be pillaging it from your gen 50 hippy breeders.

To others who intend to migrate through my territory. My borders will be closing soon. If you're unfortunate enough to have lost your invulnerability by the time you get here, then I hope you have good shields.

 

25/03/2000

 

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