The target of my wrath this time is more serious than the grammatically unimaginative who persist at using the dreaded H-word. This time it's directed at pure filth. The kind of clan which emit odours not too disimilar from the subtle, yet nauseously horrid aroma of a decade old toilet brush. Yes, I'm talking about cheats.

God is too busy (making multi-coloured titans perhaps?) to vet out these vile scum, so it's up to us the clans, to seek out and destroy those unworthy to set foot on our glorious world.

There's nothing like a good witch hunt. So chop the firewood, light the torches. The lynch mob has found a target....

Court is in session. The right H-word Elder Gods are the presiding judges, they will decide the verdict and implement any sentence. Defendant(s) please rise:

Clan Orcist/Dwarfs, you stand accused of the most heinous crimes known to titankind. The capital offences of duplicity and/or multiplicity. More specifically the charge is of taking control of more than one clan.

As first witness for the prosecution I call the lovely Michelle the beardless of clan Harlequin...

04/02/2000