=====God says=====
To correct for a bizarre effect of the ozone hole, the sky will be adjusted to a slightly darker shade of blue
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"What?!? Do you have any idea what this will do to my daffodils?"

"Sounds fair enough to me"

"Only because your garden is mostly made up of roses. The negative effect of the altered wind chill factor caused by God's tinkering with sky coloration will severely stunt the growth of all daffodils. In fact all flower varieties will be affected, leaving Tartarus a monotonous giant rose bed."

"God, what's wrong with the sky as it is?"

"Yeah God, I vote NO to this totally unwarranted idea, you might as well change the sky to red"

"Red and yellow and pink and green, purple and orange and blue…"

"Shutup Harlequin, this is serious!"

"How about clouds? If you're going to make atmospheric alterations I really think you should put some thought into the introduction of clouds"

"CLOUDS!!! Are you insane?!!? Why not just run a lawnmower over my daffodils"

…etc forever and a day


=====GOD BOOMS=====
Thunder and lightning shall rain down upon Tartarus and smite you all.
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14/10/2000