Turn 695 - Archaelogical Team 'Disbanded'
During the intense conflict against the lowlife scumbags, the Clan Elders devoted their attentions wholly to war. Only with victory in sight did they sit back and take stock, and in doing so realise that the archaelogical team was still on the payroll despite not turning up any new discoveries for over 50 days. When confronted the diggers claimed they were distracted by all the nanofire, and anyway frogs were never meant to dig. "Furthermore", they added, "The Cunningus Tacticus Maximus never really existed anyway - and if it did it was just a big joke, ask the clans that remember it."
They were summarily executed by order of the Clan Elders. Although later the Clan Elders were forced to admit that yes, actually the Tacticus was probably just a big joke.
