| TWS: Back to the CD saga - Jess: They didn�t like the name Camp Kill Yourself either, and they wanted to change it to Camp, but we weren�t into that, so we changed it to CKY. There�s two different covers. One is Camp with CKY as the album title. Then we switched the band to CKY, and the album is now called Camp Volume 1: the current CD on sale. All three CD�s have the same songs on them--just different covers. TWS: Does one of the CD�s have crank calls at the end? Jess: Yeah, but that�s gone now. Deron: It was a limited edition thing. We did like 1200 of them, and they went pretty quickly. TWS: Do you have a new album coming out soon? Deron: Yeah, we started recording it in Hawaii, and it�ll probably be out by April 2001. [At the check out stand] Jess: Has anyone ever died from eating these? They seem lighter than shrimp. It looks like Styrofoam. I�m going to have an ass explosion on stage. Hey look, you cut yourself or something. Oh no, it�s just Santa hat fuzz. [Management tries to get us to turn off the camera again, but we don�t.] Chad: Someday, I�m going to join a gang and then I won�t even care. When that happens I�ll come in here with a camera and I won�t even care. TWS: That could be a few years off. Chad: Right now I�m not in a gang, but someday. TWS: Woah. look at that. Jess: Jordache deoderant. Do you remember Jordache jeans in the 80s and shit. When I was in middle school, you were the bomb if you had Jordache jeans and high top Pony�s or Velcro Reeboks. [Leaving the 99 cents store everyone is jazzed on the Shrimp Chips.] Jess: All right, we�re going to try the Shrimp chips. Here�s your Santa hat. Chad: Shrimps are lighter than air. Jess: "How much are books?" Deron used to work at a bookstore back in the day. There was an enormous sign that said �All Books $1�. I came in one day, and there were five old people who were asking "How much is this?." Jess: They don�t taste like shrimp at all. They taste more like Styrofoam than shrimp. Chad: If they tasted like shrimp they wouldn�t cost a dollar, and there wouldn�t be this many. They have a sticker that says �shrimp� on them and that�s the closest thing to shrimp they are. Try this one. [He picks up a pink chip and hands it to Jess]. Vern: It�s like the gayest shrimp chip that you could eat man. Jess: It�s pussy pink. Vern: Does it taste fishy? Jess: It doesn�t look like a shrimp. It looks like insulation. These are fuckin� heinous. Aaauuughh. I got the after taste. [Spits chips out.] Chad: If you leave them in your mouth long enough, you taste the shrimp, but it�s not the right texture. You would have had to have seen a shrimp recently to deal with that taste. Jess: It tastes like Chinatown in Philly. You know how it smells all funky? What were the highlights of recording in Hawaii? Chad: Sarah. Jess: There was this girl Sarah that we stayed with and she was super nice. Chad: Just the nicest girl on the planet. Jess: She was hot, and Clint was cool too, but he was kind of bummed that we were there. What else--Hawaii was rad. We got to watch Jackass on this theater-size screen. Chad: Your head was like so big. Jess: I know, I had like a twenty foot tall head. TWS: What skit were you doing that night? Jess: I got slapped and we did jousting shit. [Chad initiates the consumption of shrimp chips by the fans in front of the venue] |