1.  You see an old rusted car and yell "Hey look! It's a mustard gas!"

You Know You’re A Betta Breeder When
By Bev Bates
2. You watch your grandma canning and think it's a waste of good quart jars.
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People look at you strange and say "You show what?"
The garage is full of tools and cars and you think it's a waste of a good fish room.
You'll pass on lunch for two months just to get a fish on Aquabid.
"Gone Fishin" doesn't mean with a hook and line.
"Crowntail" is not a lover of royal blood.
You stand in the cellar wondering how many tanks you can set up before the wife catches on.
You call all your friends to come see the half moon and they think you bought a telescope.
10. You have no emergency-heating plan for the house, but there is a kerosene heater in the fishroom.
Flare!
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JanuarylFebruary 2001