| 10. You saw the movie "The Craft" and search the internet for a flying spell 9. Your Athame is a hunting knife 8. You're a Solitare Witch, read 1 book, self-initated last month, and think you know everything 7. You dye your hair black and paint your face white 6. When you go into a Pagan Chatroom on the internet and someone IM's you with "MM", and your responce is "I like eating them." 5. You think the Burning Times is only the Salem Massacre 4. You do all your high school term papers on Wicca 3. You try and get your friends into the Craft by persuading them 2. You make a coven out of friends from school and you automatically dictate yourself the high preistess 1. You think Magick is broken down into white(good), black(evil), red(herbal), grey(anything and everything) |
| You might be a New-Ager if... |
| You might be a Redneck Pagan if... |
| 10. You named the quaters by Jimbob, Bubba, Joe, Daisy 9. Your altar is was made from old shed part 8. Your wand is a double-barreled shotgun 7. Your Ceremonial Robe is flannel 6. You think the "Great Rite" is a huge turn down the street 5. Your covenstead directions say, "now make a left off the paved road..." 4. You have junk cars marking the four corners 3. You use the term "I reckon' it be" instead of "So mote it be" 2. You drink the wine first, then preform the ritual 1. You have a rebel flag for an altar cover |
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