The Songs
All the songs I wrote are parodies.  However, not all my songs are funny.  I've parodied such artists as Ricky Martin, Pink Floyd, Zager and Evans, Frank Sinatra, Stroke 9, Hanson, Rick Springfield, The Rembrants, The Eagles, Dion, Irene Cara, Oasis, Elvis Presley, Beth Hart, Jann Arden, The Beegees, Faye Wong, The Blessid Union of Souls, Semisonic, The Wallfowers, Creed, The Turtles, Billy Joel, Nena, Paul Simon, Johnny Rivers, The Beach Boys, Tom Petty, Don McClean, Eminem and many more.  I'm sure all of you at one point or another said, "Who?"  That's 'cuz, unlike most, I like all types of music and I parody all types.  My original intent for this page was to explain every song as well as tell what every song was a parody of, but there are well over 50 of 'em so, it doesn't look possible.  At least not yet.  So what I'm gonna do, is explain the ones you wouldn't get on your own unless you're me or in my personal life.  So, if you came here looking for the featured downloads, you'll need to go to The CDs from the main page.
Another Buck In His Wallet, obviously Pink Floyd, is about Alabama's current governor.  He concocted a twisted "education" lottery to line his pockets and when we voted against it, he prorated the schools, more importantly, my school, Calhoun.  He prorated the schools 'cuz he cares about education, right?

On The Bus 2525, is about Speed.  'Nuff said.

Final Fantasy is about a therapist at the local Mental Health Center that hated Final Fantasy.  I couldn't resist using a song from Final Fantasy (Eyes on Me) to make fun of her with a song in which I catch her playing the game in her office.

Noni Girl...OK, you got me, I wrote it 'cuz I have a crush on Winona Ryder.  Quit staring at me.

The My Pain Song (Both Versions),  I had a plan for suicide in October 2001 and I wrote these songs about it back then to remind me that it would all be over soon.  I guess it's good I didn't do it, it'da never made the album.

In The Year 1995 is a reminscence of the best year in my life as of 1999 when I wrote and recorded the song.  This one actually has a real guitar in it instead of a professional's music.

Cheat And Lie is a song about how the local Mental Health Center doens't help its clients, but intead cheats them and lies to them.  Fortunately, they have gotten better at that since I wrote the song.

Anthony, Robby, and John is about 4 people in my life who were no longer in it when I wrote the song.  One is back, however.  Anthony was arrested, Robby was murdered, I told John to get the fuck out of my life but I let him back in, and Jermaine moved to Jamaica.

Yahoo! Conversation is about summer of 2001 when I was always chatting on Yahoo! and has references to my depression and thoughts of death back then.

Special Ed Paradise, oviously Coolio, was written at the request of a special ed teacher at my high school.  It was the only time so far when I have written a song by request.  Quit looking at me, I was not in his class.

Stubborn Fool...the only time I wrote a mean song about a person and the person thought it was funny.  That's good 'cuz she was a good instructor.  I wrote this song about her refusal to let me take a test without using scantrons.  Those scantrons are innacurate, doesn't the stubborn fool know that?

Paranoid Bitch is about my former friend's aunt who hated me.  She always thought I was stalking her and out to get her, yet she was always where I was going.  Who's stalking whom, now?

My Life is More Than One explains how I was feeling when I was feeling both manic and depressed at the same time.  Oh, you didn't know I was bipolar?  Why didn't you read the About Me section?

My Bed's a Rock is about how they treated me and how I felt when I was in the hospital in the summer of 1999.  I wrote it in the hospital but it was at least a year later before I recorded it.

Headache Tonight explains how I am when I have migraines in a future tense in a funny way...that's all...Quit begging me for more info on it.

Friends in Other Places explains how I felt when my former friend got upset that I was spending more time with other friends in chatrooms than with him.

Fun When Done...A partly true, partly fictitious song about the speech class I took.

Without Jay  basically tells that former friend that I don't wanna see him anymore, it's the feature song as of when this is written.  You really have to know him to fully understand it, but it's still funny if you don't.

The Day My Spirit Died...Oh, I'm overwhelmed with trying to figure out what to tell you.  I was a Lutheran but I had to break away 'cuz they didn't believe that a Christian could have a demon...I believed my family had demons.  Everyone was telling me they didn't want to hear about it.  They avoided the issue.  This is a song about it.

50 Ways To Leave The Center just makes fun of the Mental Health Center in a mean way.

They're a Deceiver explains how the Mental Health Center deceives its clients.

Decrepit, Angry Man is about how my Doctor at MHC treated me one time and how it made me feel.  How he just dismissed me when I needed more meds.  Made me come back the next day, and I don't even have a car.

Joke An' Mo' just makes fun of MHC and its various employees, 'cuz they are a joke and more.

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