More Stupid Signs
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
In a Non-smoking area:
"If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and
take appropriate action."
On Maternity Room door: "Push, Push, Push."
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to
the right place."
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car
payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary.
We'll hear you coming."
Outside a Hotel:
"Help! We need inn-experienced people."
At an Auto Body Shop:
"May we have the next dents?"
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
On a Music Teacher's door: "Out Chopin."
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if
you don't, you will be."
On the side of a Garbage Truck:
"We've got what it takes to take what you've got."
On the door of a Computer Store:
"Out for a quick byte."
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed
up."
Inside a Bowling Alley:
"Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully, we'll wait."