Things Not To Say Durining An Interview
1. See photo of interviewer's family on desk, point, and start
laughing uncontrollably.
2. Ask if there is only one emergency exit, grin and say; 'Boy!,
I bet
this floor would be in trouble if someone barricaded that.'
3. After detailing your greatest achievement, qualify with, 'Of
course
I was totally hammered at the time.'
4. Inquire on office policy of friends staying over.
5. Claim you wouldn't even need a 'sit-in' job if Al Einstein
hadn't
stolen your secret patent for '2000 Flushes'
6. Over-emphasize your ability to use a copier.
7. Ask if it's O.K. that you sit on the floor.
8. Mention your resume would have been stronger, but you didn't
feel
like making anything else up.
9. When making small talk and the Simpson trial comes up, shout,
"You
mean Homer and Marge are in some kind of trouble?", and run
out of
the room.
10. Upon walking into the office for first time ask receptionist
to
hold all your calls.