Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the VCR clock work anyway?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
How many times do you use a disposable razor?
If 7-11 is open 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of his nose?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the frying pan?
If our knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like?
If you are refinishing a table, shouldn't you have to restart?
If you have 24 odds and ends on a table, and 23 fall off, what do you have left, an odd or an end?
If you are cross-eyed and dyslexic at the same time, would you see okay?
If your in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn the headlights on?
When a crash-test-dummy hits his head, and no engineers record the results, does he make a sound?
When it rains, the sky is completely covered in clouds. How does the rain get through?
When you have your picture taken with Mickey Mouse at Disneyland, does the guy inside the costume smile for the camera?
Where can you buy those little plastic ends to put on your shoe laces?
Why are there Interstate Highways in Hawaii?
Why are there floatation device under plane seats, instead of parachutes?
Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why does sour cream have a use-by date?
Why does the door bell ring just after you've stepped out of the shower?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called a cargo?
Why is there always one in every crowd? If you took all the ones in every crowd and put them in another crowd, will there be one in that crowd?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why do we tend to raise our shoulders when we're out in the rain?
Why is it that when You're driving and looking for an address, You turn down the volume of the radio?
Why is it that you see this written on car seat belts:? This seat belt does not offer any protection if it is not buckled up?
Why is it that international magazines that advertise products will have the same description of something in different languages, but the description of each language is written in english? Who's that supposed to benefit?
Why do they print "serving suggestion" next to the picture of a product on its label?
Why do they print warning labels telling you not to eat poisonous substances when there isn't a "serving suggestion" on the label?
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?
How did a fool and his money get together?
How do they get a deer to cross at the yellow road sign?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
What is the speed of dark?
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
How can there be self-help groups?
Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
What happened to the first 6 "ups"?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?
Hermits have no peer pressure.
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?
Did Washington just flash a quarter for his ID?
I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
I live on a one-way dead-end street.
It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
Yesterday, my eyeglass prescription ran out.
Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?