Long Haired Friend
"it would be kinda fun if we could get a lasso and run after him in the halls trying to rope him..."

Friday, November 17: Lecture on Long-Haired Friend
As usual, we got up about 10 minutes before class started, and made it on time.  Our first and earliest class is at 10 am.  Are you jealous yet, you high school kids??  Its kind of funny how I have to wake up like 3 hours after I had to last year yet I still have trouble waking up.  Anyway, on the way to class, I spotted the subject of this writing... our long haired greasy dirty friend, Long-Haired Friend.   I think that is his name but I can't be too certain, since all we know about him is that he lives two doors down from me, he has long reddish hair, he's greasy, he doesn't wear a shirt too often, and he really, really likes Bush.  Once Chris had this sign he made just as a joke on my Gore-supporting roommate, and it read "Bush for King!" and had random comments on the sign  such as "Tipper Gore is A Nazi" and "If he's half as good as his father is, he'll be kind of good, but not that good".  Perhaps the funniest was "All Hail King Bush!" but anyway...He put it on the wall of the study and Gore supporters wrote that Bush was a dumbass and he shouldn't be king.  Because obviously, Chris *meant* that he should, *clearly*? So then Chris wrote back to them saying that he was just mocking Bush...and he continually mocked the idiots who thought he meant that bush should be KING.  And then Long haired friend crept into the study later that night, read the words "mocking bush" and became inflamed with rage.  It was said by my roommate, Sara, (who happened to witness the event of him reading the sign) that Long-Haired friend became so enraged that his face turned as red as his hair.  He wrote back that Chris shouldn't be mocking bush and that if his only criticism was that his father was president, he should stop ranting altogether.  So no one in our entire school knows what humor is.  People suck.  

Anyway, this skinny, long-haired boy seems to be all around me, taunting me with his grease filled hair and dirty beard.  He happens to be in my Econ class so its really unavoidable, but boy, is it sickening.  He has certain animal-like actions that you just cannot ignore.  I'll have to get a picture to show you, I can't describe what he looks like, its so unattractive.  Chris, my boyfriend, has suggested many things to resolve the issue of his grease.  If only we had access to a lasso, we could rope him up and capture him, Josh often ponders.  It's probably true, I could see long-haired friend running down the hallway on all fours as we try to rope him up...I don't think he could run anyway but on all fours.  He always seems to walk with a certain bounce...like its awkward for him to be on two feet.  You know, like if a dog was walking on two feet? not to say he's a dog because he's far from it.  Dogs are cool.  Long Haired Friend's hobbies, in addition to being greasy, include taking greasy girls to the winter dance and sitting in a corner curled in the fetal position after a fire drill. I guess that's the background on one of our little "friends" for today.