The large thin blob edged slowly up the stairs, Its sole purpouse in life was to gain access to the large microwave at the top which it had been told of in its childhood. the prospect of embarking on this mission was almost to great for the humaniod creature to handle. and it began to buckle but then it realised that if it could only get up a few more steps...then he would be over half way. The steps were slippery and had goo lining on them but he knew he had to make it. he walked ever more slowy up the seemingly never ending steps to what he thought was enlightenment. many minds had thought about how marvellous it would be to reach the great microwave of the sky. witnessing it amused me. why was i following why didnt i go myself? i was scared. Maybe if i found it too early my life would fail. so i let another take what was to be my fate i didnt care i wanted to see another reach it before i would even attempt it. anyway the thing moved closer and closer day by day sometimes it would snack on its own innards to quench its eternal hunger, he knew when he made it that he would become complete again but it still seemed so far away and his vision was starting to blur this was a crucial momet for it.would it crunch up and die easily or continue the mission that seemed so hard and so far away he made the choice to continue otherwise his whole existence would have been a waste of time. he knew his destiny awaited him and all it would take was few more seconds and so he took the last step in his journey and surely enough he reached his destination he looked left and right and saw a door on either side of him now he had to make the choice door 16 with the wooden handle or the one with 75 painted on it and a metal handle he stood in agony for a good ten minutes but eventually reached for one of the doors but before he could his right foot lost grip on the floor and he slipped...and within that millisecond he knew what was done and for what pupouse it was done for. He would never reach what he thought was the microave because he wasnt meant to. And so when he fell. Back on the ground he stopped, stepped back and looked high into the sky and realised that his enlightenment was not at the top of the great stairs it was right there where it had been all along...