greetings to all and with the recent total eclipse of the sun the end times are upon us�take out your kool-aid, and we will now all meet our makers�oh wait, sorry guys that was my other email list�you see i really wasn�t going to off myself, just allow the rest of my brethren to drink from the eternal cup, leaving their money to me�these days cults are a �growth industry� [spoken in some lame marketing hack�s voice]�you�d be surprised�but now for the real reason i am writing to you�the city of the month for april is�

ASTORIA, OREGON

i felt like traveling to the pacific northwest this month, and there is no place i would rather be than sitting at the mouth of the columbia river�their city site takes care of most of our needs easing my workload�it is located at�

http://www.oldoregon.com/

on the site there are maps, sites to see, webcams, pictures, and oh yes, the goonies�evidently the goonies was filmed in astoria�so now if you want to see what chunk is doing with his life these days (no he is not the opening act at some thai whorehouse) you can find him here...many other movies including the film masterpiece kindergarten cop were filmed in astoria as well�the site even has �birding opportunities� which i assume is to bird watching what caving is to spelunking�want the news, go to the daily astorian at�

http://www.dailyastorian.com/

it even has a sub page called astoria rocks where you can check out the latest music acts�do you want free email from mail astoria?...go to�

http://www.mailastoria.com/win/?default


links to all the ports of Astoria including airports and seaports can be found at�

http://www.portofastoria.com/portfacilities/

so that is astoria�i encourage you to check out the sites because out of all the cities i have looked into astoria seems to be the most proud and the most friendly�and finally, i will remind you that opening day is this monday so enjoy it, and the quote of the month is�

the catcher hits for .318 and catches every day
the pitcher puts religion first and rests on holidays
he goes into cathedrals and lies prostrate on the floor
he knows the drink affects his speed he�s praying for a doorway
back into the life he wants and the confession of the bench
life outside the diamond is a wrench
-belle and sebastian
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