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9th Grade Quotes |
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Stephanie: "Shrimp cooks really fast."
Me: "Not in Texas!" |
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"I'm getting skin cancer as we speak."-Julian |
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"I'm going to get a job when I grow up."-Kelsey |
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"And we can say, this is Molly, the girls with the hiccups that never stop."-Abigail |
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Molly: "I like making mine fat like an old lady."
Stephanie: "No, old ladies are skinny, because they're anerxioc." |
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"I thought it was like sex, get it? 4 play?"-Kelsey (about 4playBK) |
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Molly: "Let's crack to it. Haha, I said crack!"
Kelsey: "Like Butt crack!"
Molly: No, I meant the drug!" |
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"The man in the yellow hat was a durggie!"-Kelsey (NOT MOLLY) |
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Abigial: "Who was scratching on my door?"
Me: "God."
Aliza: "God was knocking at your door and you could have saved the world, but NO, you had to scream!"
Abigail: "My bad." |
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Mr. Kwok: "What is that called?"
Roxanne: "Partition!"
Mr. Kwok: "Are you sure?"
Roxanne: "No..." |
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"I think I'm getting rid of my molar."-Deborah |
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"We sound like a cult."-Jonathan E. |
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"When me no talk, you no talk."-Mr. Busch |
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Daniel: "Is there anyone who says, let's figure out the requency of this radio station?"
Mr. Busch: "Yes, they're called science teachers." |
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Ms. Lantz: "And then you get a phone call..."
Collete: "Phones? They had phones?" |
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"If you don't know, shut up."-Mr. Moyano |
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"You can't see Satan, but you KNOW he's there."-Ms. Drezner |
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"Satan is looking at us and enjoying us."-Deborah |
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"Should we add Satan to our notes?"-Aliza |
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"That's really obscure, Deborah."-Ms. Drezner |
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"If I kill Santos, can I go now?"-Jackson |
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Akil: "I see everything in triangles!"
Mr. Kwok: "You have a problem." |
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"It is in the book, but it describes it in a really entertaining way."-Mr. Kwok |
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"Ok, let's stop sharpening trees and listen to this."-Mr. Busch |
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Deborah: "I'm shy around some people."
Mr. Busch: "Who? Serial killers?" |
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"Ok, let me make this really obvious: WRITE THIS CRAP DOWN!"-Mr. Busch |
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After Mr. Busch has screwed up hitting the tuning fork: "Oh! My little hairs!"-Deborah |
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Mr. Busch: "Why?"
Eli: "Why not?" |
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"Yes, he's a little tiny person who lives on a crouissant."-Mr. Busch |
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Kelsey: "Montesquieu doesn't have a mustache."
Deborah: "Yeah, but I gave him one." |
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Lucian: "Have you seen my shoes?"
Jack: "Or lack thereof?" |
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"Good, die!"-Mr. Moyano |
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"Talk to the left, 'cause you aint right!"-Jack |
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"If you don't take me seriously I'm going to tickle you."-Jack |
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"What are you going to do with your Cuban missile crisis? Oh! I'll write a story!"-Ms. Drezner |
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At random: "Whopping jalusifus."-Stephanie |
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Stephanie: "What's wrong with you?"
Molly: "I'm a chesire cat." |
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To go to my 2nd quotes page, click here |
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"A prairie dog has no ears."-Kenda |
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"I however am a lazy schmuck."-Mr. Busch |
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