Dawson's Creek Is A Lie
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Music:  Sexton
Lyrics: Sexton

Do I lack interpersonal skills
Or do I lack the will to succeed
You've turned me down a thousand times
You've heard all my reasons and my rhymes

Dawson's Creek is a lie
And the man at the liquor store says I've a drinking problem
Dawson's Creek is a lie
And the man at the liquor store says I've a drinking problem

Do you have no sympathy for me
Or am I a little too twitchy for you
Is my lack of self esteem disturbing
Or is it a lack of esteem for you

Dawson's Creek is a lie
And the man at the liquor store says I've a drinking problem
Dawson's Creek is a lie
And the man at the liquor store says I've a drinking problem

Your logic is like the dopey old UN
You've got your head too far up your own ass
You've lost your sense of personal freedom
And I'm to worn to make another pass at you

Dawson's Creek is a lie
And the man at the liquor store says I've a drinking problem
Dawson's Creek is a lie
And the man at the liquor store says I've a drinking problem