WHO'S THE SEXY BEAST?
ERDIE, THATS WHO.
THATS RIGHT, THE SEXY BEAST HIMSELF.
IF YOU WERE THIS COOL, YOUD EXPLOAD. BUT, THROUGH THE MIRACLE OF SCIENCE, ONE PERSON, NAY, ONE HERO, NAY, ONE GODLY MASS OF MANLY ESSENCE HAS BEEN BUILT SPECIFICALLY TO HANDLE BEING SO BADASS, SO MASCULINE, SO BEEFY, SO MANLY, SO SEXY BEASTLIKE, THAT THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE, AND HIS NAME IS...
(drum role)
THE
SEXY
BEAST!!!
