[VWF-House Show opening fireworks start to spring to life as "FULL NELSON" by Limp BizKit blares over the pa system. The VIKINGTRON comes to life as cK's logo flashes across the screen]
[the cisco KID walks out with mic in hand...]
cisco KID:
Now if the cisco KID could take up a moment of your time. The cisco KID wishes to address somethings that have come to fruition over the past few weeks. Now I'd hate to say it, but the cisco KID told all of you that our so-callled belated CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION Mark Grace was afraid of the "TOUGHEST LITTLE SOB"! Where did he go? Who cares? Not a damn soul.
[crowd cheers as if they are agreeing with the cisco KID. cisco looks a bit disgusted at the crowds reaction]
All right! enough already! Did you pay money to listen to yourselves or to the "TOUGHEST LITTLE SOB"? That's what I thought! Now let me move onto my match at RAW. It's an Inferno Match against Kid Blaze. Whom also as luck would ave it is one of my opponents at BTB for all the cookies, the CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP. My CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
[crowd cheers again for the cisco KID, after he says his CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! But as we look at cK he looks even more disgusted now than the earlier outbreak]
Why don't you all shut the hell up! The cisco KID doesn't care whether or not the people cheer for me or if they don't, all the cisco KID cares about is getting his armed raised and placing my CRUISERWEIGHT strap around my waist.
[crowd starts to boo...]
Oh how easily they turn. As if the cisco KID cares! Now Kid Blaze you may be ranked in the TOP 20 of Vickers/VWF rankings, but son until you've taken on the cisco KID and taken me down for the count, you ain't $h!t.
Now the cisco KID may not have been the CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION in a while but everyone knows that the only way you get to the top of the cruiseerweights is to go throught the "TOP OF THE CRUISERWEIGHTS". Let's see if ya remember your BTB history.
The upcoming BTB card across the pond over in England, Blaze you will once again have to suffer at the hands of the cisco KID, but take some comfort in knowing that you won't be the only one on the recieving end of an cisco KID arse kicking. You see, there are going to be two more targets stepping up to the cisco KID firing range. They are of course the OOOOOOHHHHH SCOOBY DOO WHERE ARE YOU MYSTERY OPPONENT and of course the winner between the MOUNTAIN DEW impersonator "SURGE" and Brian TIDY BOWL. Now that the cisco KID has said a bunch of nothing about alot somethings, I'll leave you all with this to ponder.
[crowd get's quiet]
Ah the silence
[cisco just stands there]
Now that you have all shut upthe hell up, this is what you have to ponder, "if you all hate me so much right now, than why are all of you living on every word I say"
[with that said the cisco KID realizes that he needs to stop talklng before everyone realizes he has had one too many beers and was sent out to do this promo by the VWF behind the scenes powers that be to kill time before the first match of the night]
