[LWO - House Show at the Jose Cuervo War Memorial [also known as "El Gusano" ("The Worm," figure it out)] in Tijuana, Mexico. Opening fireworks start to spring to life as "FULL NELSON" by Limp BizKit blares over the pa system. The LWOTRON comes to life as cK's logo flashes across the screen]
[the cisco KID walks out with mic in hand, he waits until the ovation ends...]
cisco KID:
The cisco KID has finally arrived here in the LWO. Now if the cisco KID could interupt you, but the cisco KID has gotta speak his mind.
[crowd cheers as if they are agreeing with the cisco KID. cisco looks a if the crowd is interupting him....]
All right! enough already! Did you pay money to listen to yourselves or to the "TOUGHEST LITTLE SOB"? That's what I thought! Now let me move onto my matches at PRESSURE & QUAKE. Now the one at PRESSURE I'll be going one on one with SCORPIO. Well SNAKE EYES, COBRA COMMANDER the cisco KID don't know you, dont care about you! Enough said!
[crowd cheers again for the cisco KID, after he says his "don't know you, dont care about you! Enough said!" speel. But as we look at cK he looks even more disgusted now than the earlier outbreak]
Why don't you all shut the hell up! The cisco KID doesn't care whether or not the fans cheer for him or if they don't, all the cisco KID cares about is getting his armed raised and taking my opponents down for the count!
[crowd starts to boo...]
Oh how easily they turn. As if the cisco KID cares! Now SCORPIO you are scheduled to be my partner at QUAKE in a "HARCORE TAG MATCH" against the GRINGO CARMON and VATO LOCO ESSE "RIOS" CRUZ. Well SCORPIO, the cisco KID may not be "EL JEFFE", but I can guarantee that after our match at PRESSURE, your'e going to need sometime off, so at QUAKE, take the night off.
Now the cisco KID may sound as if he has lost his mind, but since this is a HARDCORE MATCH, and the cisco KID is "TOUGHEST LITTLE SOB" he doesn't need any partners.
[crowd keeps booing...]
Hello!!!!! You people are stupid don't you listen. The cisco KID dosen't care what you say or do. So shut the hell up, and listen to the what the cisco KID has to say. Now I know all of you other so-called LWO - SUPERSTARS are sitting in the back saying the cisco KID is talking too big for his britches. Well if all ya are so bad, come on down and try the cisco KID and see why I am going to be the man with both the straps around my waist here in the LWO.
[crowd starts to get quiet as they listen to the cisco KID's predictions.....]
Ah the silence
[cisco just stands there, basking in the moment]
Now that you have all shut the hell up, this is what you have to ponder, "if you all hate me so much right now, than why are all of you living on every word I say"? Why becaus ethe cisco KID is just that damn good. So SCORPIO, CARMON, & ESSE CRUZ don't take your a$$ kicking personal, cause the cisco KID is an "EQUAL OPPURTUNITY ASS KICKER" and you three just happen to be the ones who drew the numbers 1-3 on my way to the top.
[with that said the cisco KID realizes that he needs to say no more caus ethe fans couldn't grasp so much at one time and leaves]
