[KiWF House Show coming to you from the The Cow Palace in San Francisco, California. Fireworks spring to life as "FULL NELSON" by LimP BizKit blares over the P.A. system. The KiWFTRON sizzles to life with the logo for the cisco KID.
 [Howard Finkel is in the ring, cisco walks down to the ring with a mic in hand ]
Howard Finkel:Um Mr. KID due to the last interview Cowboy has asked me sub for him in this interview...
cisco KID:Why don't you shut up "FINK", are you even in this federation? No matter, as the cisco KID will talk and you will listen
[a roar comes across the crowd.....]
cisco KID:Now the cisco KID has a match with Shawn Damien come this Sunday. Why I ask is the cisco KID placed in the match with a mid carder when he is the "TOUGHEST LITTLE S-O-B"
Howard Finkel:Um could it be because you have lost both titles that you have recieved on the first defense of each? Or could it be that you don't tend to show up unless it suits you...
[cisco knocks FINK out and mockingly says.....]
cisco KID:"could it be because you have lost both titles that you have recieved on the first defense of each? Or could it be that you don't tend to show up unless it suits you" Ah shut the hell up, just because the cisco KID lost them don't mean he cannot take them back whenever he wants, I did get them in the first place!
Now the cisco KID will go into his match and he will once again show why he is here, and why the cisco KID is not a fill-in match. Now maybe it is true that the cisco KID picks and chooses his appearances, but I am sure the ladies will all agree that the waiting and the length of time is worth the end result, becuase as always the cisco KID delivers. Come on ladies you know what I mean, you all ask for it don't you? "Oh cisco I want to end up face down, face down n Cabo" Oh yeah baby um, um [this is sad, the cisco KID is in the middle of the ring making pelvic thrust to nothing in the world, he is obviously in his own world.... sigh... okay here is reality returning....]Well you all know what I mean, speaking on that anyone of you hoochie's you know um looking for a ride on the cisco KID Tequila Weena?
[DUE TO CENSORS THE REST OF THIS RP IS UNSUITABLE FOR ALL AGES]
cisco KID:Oh and one more thing FUJI, I am thanking you, thanking you because the cisco KID felt as if he was schooled, schooled by one of the true extremers, and oh by the way I like how nice and shiny that strap looks, I just think it is missing one thing, no make that two things.... one your blood splattered alllllllllll over it, and the second thing it is missing, it's missing my shoulder where it belongs, SO "WHO'S F""CKING HARDCORE NOW", well you might be now, but something says that the "TOUGHEST LITTLE S-O-B" has some explainin' to do all over your HARDCORE ARSE!!!!!!
[with that said cisco drops the mic and leaves the way he came in with everyone steering clear....]
 Return to the KiWF RP Board
LINKS
 cisco KID Homepage
|