[VWF House Show coming to you from the Winnipeg Arena in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. Fireworks spring to life as "FULL NELSON" by LimP BizKit blares over the P.A. system. The VIKINGTRON sizzles to life with the logo for the cisco KID. There is a mixed crowd reaction as the "TOUGHEST LITTLE SOB" makes his way out to the ring with the VWF INTERNET TITLE over his shoulder and mic in hand....]
cisco KID:Who would of thought that the cisco KID would grab the VWF INTERNET TITLE his first night back in the ring? Mason sure as hell never did, oh and MASON I know it was rude not to say goodbye when you where here but I felt the throbbing you where feeling from the little boys between your legs would be the highest thing on your list.
[cisco get’s a few laughs from the charged up crowd…]
cisco KID:Well all this time that the cisco KID has been out of the VWF he was biding his time waiting for the most opportune time to return the VWF with a bang! Than behold, when our “benevolent dictator” saw a way to bring the cisco KID back in the mix of things and get rid of Mason at the same time, well let’s just say that the pile of dinero the cisco KID has in his account is going to make the “cisco KID Wayward Girl Charity” a much better place to be if ya know what I am talking about…
[crowd starts to chant sell-out…]
cisco KID:You see the "TOUGHEST LITTLE SOB" being of superior intellect has realized that the only person he needs to worry about is himself, cisco KID [give me a little leeway, the cisco KID is having delusions of grandeur already] and that the newVWF" realizes that the cisco KID will single-handedly bring the CRUISERWEIGHT DIVISION back up to all it’s glory that it experienced under his 3X reign as its CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION.
[crowd moans as if they just made eye contact with Uncle Albert, you know Uncle Albert that one that always tells the same joke but changes the punch-line every time ...]
cisco KID:Now the cisco KID doesn't come out here to toot his own horn, that my friends is what your wives see me for… but the cisco KID has come out here to let everyone of the “VWF SUPERSTARS” sitting in the back watching me on the monitor, because you know you are, that the cisco KID has returned. NO I wasn’t laid out in a hospital on my deathbed! Oh no my fine ‘roided friends, don’t think that just because the cisco KID was not here to step up into your face he was off doing nothing. Oh contrary mi amigos, the cisco KID was off honing and fine-tuning his skills, and nursing his ills with bottles of CABO WABO TEQUILA. As a matter-o-fact the cisco KID honed in on a new finishing move, it is the
 So not only can the cisco KID grab you from anywhere with the 
[crowd is chanting sell-out louder…]
cisco KID:Go ahead and say that the cisco KID sold-out, you see the cisco KID looks out for numero uno; me! Not JOE FAT@$$ FAN, who misses the cartoon days of wrestling when HONKY TONK man ran wild, nor any other wrestler who gets in the way of my plans.
[cisco stops in the middle of the ring... and looks to where there should be a camera but since this is a house show there are no camera’s silly…]
cisco KID:So rest assure boys and girls and anyone else who decides to get in the way of the cisco KID, you are all going down... one way or another, the cisco KID will not be denied his rightful place in the analogues of the VWF, nor will he let anyone stop him from grabbing the CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE
[with that said the cisco KID drops the mic, he rolls out of the ring and prepares to leave through the crowd but realizes that he might be touched by the fat ugly bastards, and goes out through the side of the stage...]
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