Headache Elixir:
100% guaranteed to relieve your headache, even migraines. Will knock out the pain for days. Please administer responsibly. This product is pending FDA approval and as such is being marketed as a ‘cleaning product’.$5.00 per pint
Disclaimer: This product has been proven to cause the following complications in old, decrepit house cats: oily discharge, pungent breath, hairballs, bleeding of the liver, kidney complications, heart palpitations, memory loss, sensory depreciation, incontinence, tremors, high blood pressure, green teeth, excessive hair growth, hair loss, paralysis, psoriasis, sexual dysfunction, sleep depreciation and weight gain. Skin may become brittle. In addition, recipients have been known to exhibit anti-social behavior such as biting and spiting.