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| NFRA Jockey Profile Jordan "When She Falls She Falls Hard" Couick |
| NAME:: E. Jordan Couick BIRTHDATE:: April 1st (explains alot, doesn't it?) 1986 BIRTHPLACE: Charleston, SC (yee-haw, ya'll, I reckon NASCAR is my other favorite sport 'cides hockey and horse racin') MARRIED: No, but certainly not from lack of trying. ;-) OTHER JOBS: I plan on going to Police Academy in Frederick. So you better respect my authorotah. |
| FAV JOCKEYS (or ones I just happen to have good photos of..if you can call the one of Quincy "good"): |
| BIOGRAPHY: Jordan is really a phenomonal person and one of the most renouned hotwalkers of all time. With the average jockey being about 5'3", Jordan's height of 5'10" proved to be a large barrier in her career as a NTRA (National Thoroughbred Racing Association) jockey. After countless attempts to shrink herself (including a tragic incident which involved a Maytag dryer, leaving her sore and slightly scorched), she realized she could never be an NTRA jockey. But, her spirit of determination prevailed, and she started the NFRA (National Fjord Racing Association). The Norwegian Fjordhorse's ability to carry larger-than-your-average-jockey people provided the average sized person with an opportunity never before possible: to be a jockey. The NFRA was founded on August 14, 2001, and was an ultimate flop. But Jordan did not give up. She began handing out flyers, enlightening people to the NFRA's existance. She encouraged them to go to races, offered pony rides for the kids and free admission, then offered to pay people to come, and then threatened to hunt down and slug anyone who didnt come. Then, as a last resort, she made this webpage. |
| OTHER FAVS: Music: Linkin Park, Carbon Leaf, Scapegoat Wax, Smash Mouth, The Who, The Doors, Talking Heads, Madonna, Dave Mathews Band, and, of course, the all-mighty Jimi Hendrix. Movies: Braveheart, Jesus Christ Superstar, Lawrence of Arabia, The Birdcage, The Talented Mr. Ripley, The Green Mile Sports: Ice hockey and NASCAR Hobbies: Playing hockey, watching hockey, thinking about hockey, writing poetry about hockey, singing about hockey (mostly to Aretha Franklin tunes), scoring hockey, ummmm. You know, just, a whole variety of things. Wanna contact Jordan? Of course you do! And she is sadly awaiting any sign of support on AOL. Her ID is Loose Horse61. So, feel free to Instant Message me....please..... |
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| Quincy "The Ladies Man" Hamilton |
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| Ryan Fogelsonger |
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| Abel Castellano (okay, I just put him on here 'cuz he's purdy. |
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| Edgar Prado |
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