There is nothing wrong with your computer screen.  Do not attempt to adjust this picture.  We are controlling transmission.  If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume.  If we wish to make if softer, we will tune it to a whisper.  We can reduce the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity.  We will control the horizontal.  We will control the vertical.  For the next few minutes, sit quietly and we will control what you see and hear.  You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to....
The CircusFreak Zone
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