He couldn't handle the pressure... literally.

...familiar nipples... hang on...

...and a bulldog who's surprisingly dissatisfied with sex at that...

If the Ewoks come in you should definitely give him a Womble... which could be a sexual act, really...

I'm sensing teddy envy.

It'sa me! AMario! *chestburster SFX*

My God, it's the Plumber Commando Division!

Any game that has a gun that turns you into a sheep is good for me.

...not tears of happiness, tears of upsettiness...

Come on chum, let's go get some lemming.

Dude, don't drink the GM, that's just harsh.

Don't mind me, I'm just using my third nipple.

...Strike Team Kookalaka...

An Ogryn with a lobotomised slave. What's the world coming to?

...I thought myself up a teddy and strapped it to a grenade launcher...

What is it with this game and homoerotic subtext?

Now there's a deadly fruit.

Jinkar Lazarn, Ogryn psychiatrist.

Italics is less more than bold.

Piss on the planet and leave...

Timmy love Jinkar... platonically!

"Dude, the man is drooling and has firearms."
"Yes, herein lies my problem."

"Timmy's not stupid."
"He's been LOBOTOMISED!"

The moment he starts to disintegrate, let me know.

I'd rather shoot him, thanks all the same.

Go with 'wibble', it sounds cooler.

You really don't notice and it charges you.

I want to come back after I die.

You missed one of the most important parts of that sentence.

...he's been completely honest about being an Ogryn from the start...
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