Jesus threw his sandels in the middle of the floor
Went to drink some beer and forgot to shut the door
His dad caught him and began to shout
Sent him to his room but Jesus snuck out
Jesus stayed out past the stroke of midnight
Roughed up 8 other guys in a bloody fight
Ended up with cuts and bruises on his face
Cops beat him with billy clubs and sprayed him down with mase
Jesus is a burnout with no future left
Dog searched his car found 20 pounds of meth - Go
(Chorus)
Jesus was a punk - Jesus was a punk
Jesus was a punk - Yeah Jesus was a punk
He listens to Anti-flag and Pennywise
He's OD again you can see it in his eyes
Coming back from the show
The car in front of Jesus was going too slow
Slammed on accelerator and passed on the right
Jesus flipped the grandma off as he drove by - Go
(Chorus)
Jesus was a punk - Jesus was a punk
Jesus was a punk - Yeah Jesus was a punk
