It happened last summer - I was gonna call her
She said she was different - I said it didn't matter
I dialed her number - She said hello
I spoke to her - She spoke so slow
I began to wonder - What was goin on
I guess she was different - I guess I was wrong
I looked into - Those deep blue eyes
Then I realized that she was a guy------
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Oh my god Oh my god I dated a dude
She has a big bulge and she has more pubes
I kind of wondered when ever she got home
We'd dance close and then she'd get a bone
Now I know all the answers I've asked
Why she'd stare at another girl's ass
Why she liked pork'n'beans in a can
Now I know why cause she's a man
Now this kind of struck me - As a big suprise
I wondered why he - Went after guys
How should I know - That's all I can say
He's just like my bus driver - He is gay
Now that's all - It's all kind of weird
My new girlfriend - Has a big beard
Oh my god Oh my god I dated a male
She wears camo hats and she looks like Dale
I kind of wondered when she farted out loud
When she watched football with surround sound
She ate a Double Whopper at Burger King
She has a big appetite bigger than me
Why she spent all her time on the can
Now I know why cause she's a man
Written By: Tyler Engel
