Last night in bed this came to me
This song for you so you see
The thought of you it made me fart
Five loud ones in the dark
The first of these five it really stunk
Like one of dad's just like a skunk
The second was the juicy type
Just like an apple before it's ripe
The third one squeeked just like a mouse
It smelled so bad it stunk up the house
The fourth was odd yes indeed
It was so loud it even scared me
The fifth was pecular in it's own special way
I farted these farts for you today
Why did I fart I have no clue
I am suprised that I didn't poo---
(Part II)
When my mom goes to the store
There's always one thing that I look for
It's the toasted bit of oats
Oh yes it is my cereal
(Chorus)
Where's the toy in my cereal
It's not here - It's not there - Where's the toy
I go down to the store
My toy is no more
I ask the guy if he knew
Where it was he had no clue
Written By: Tyler Engel
