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| Instead of actually writing something myself, I have used my time to make this little page for you guys in order to hopefully persuade YOU to write! I'm sad...I realize this! But moving on. I have a couple of offers to make... | ||||||||||||||||
| What will it take to get you to write? | ||||||||||||||||
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| No? Can't drink? It's just ONE beer! I'll even be the designated driver! No, I'm not trying to push drugs on you! Okay. Nevermind. Um...well.... |
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| Not into classical? But...I can play rock 'n roll or a nice polka if you... Oh...no huh? Okay. Well - how about this? |
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| Oh. I hadn't realized that you were allergic to touching other people. Rashes huh? Nasty ones? Wow. Sorry 'bout that. But...I need new fic! |
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| This concludes my sad little attempt at humor/inspiration/proving I have no life. Hope you've enjoyed it and don't feel that I've robbed you of the last two minutes or so of your life. :D I still love you even if you don't write me anything. Just less. LOL..kidding. *BIG HUGS* Jess |
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