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Slapnutz Voiceover~[/b]Now with the battle lines drawn, and all the gold on one side, the war is heavier than ever. Tonight it comes to a head. Will this be the end of a long fued, or is it only the beginning. 10 competitors, 2 rings, 1 cage. WARGAMES! [I]The camera cuts back to the ring where we see the Cage now in place around the two rings. [/I] [b]Jones~[/b]This match has been a long time coming. [b]Smokey~[/b]Yeah it has and theres only one thing left to do. [b]Jones~[/b]That�s right. Lets get started. [I] �Bodies� by Drowning Pool starts up over the PA and the chorus of boos begins. All 5 members of the Renegades come out from the back and stop on the ramp next to each other. The raise hands in the air, as one. Before walking down to the rings and over to their side of the cage.[/I] [b]Jones~[/b]The Renegades coming down here together, as a unit. This is not something we are going to see from �Team X-Dude.� [b]Smokey~[/b]Hey, the boss picked the best individuals, and together they are better than the best team her in the Renegades. [b]Jones~[/b]The only reason you are for them and not the Gades is because you are afraid for your job. [b]Smokey~[/b]Well who are you for? [b]Jones~[/b]We�re supposed to be unbiased. [b]Smokey~[/b]Oh baloney, you know you are for the kid and the big goofy guys. [b]Jones~[/b]You said it, not me. [I]Speaking of the two big goofy guys, YOU AIN\'T COME TO PARTY! The song starts to pick up a bit as the fans wait. Christina Aguilera & Redman\'s "Dirrty" blasts through the speakers as two gold fountains of pyro pointing towards the sides in a V shape. though the sparks of the fountains two men are seen. Both men step through the sparks to be seen as Shane Boswell and Jason Adams, Bad Medicine. The fans start to cheer and whistle as both men walk down to the ring, momentarily posing for the fans. Shane turns his back to the fans on the right leaning against the guard rail and does a double muscle pose, showing an impressive set of guns. Both men finally walk down to the ring and the opposite side of the cage as the Renegades. Like their opponents they start to pull on the cage, testing it, before insults start being thrown back and forth between the two teams.[/I] [b]Jones~[/b]The tag team champions leaving the titles in the back. This isn�t about any belts, this is about pride and ego. The Renegades� and X-Dude�s to be specific. [b]Smokey~[/b]Well that is entirely unfair. Bad Medicine have bigger egos than Hugh Heffner. [b]Jones~[/b]I can�t argue with that, but at least they back it up. [I] �Salty Dog� by Flogging Molly starts up and the fans go nuts as Evan Chamberlain steps out from the back wearing the EFWO Heavyweight title. He looks down from the stage to the cage and starts to pump himself up before shooting down the ramp, slapping the hands of the fans before he gets down to his partner�s Bad Medicine. The three men high five and Evan takes off the championship.[/I] [b]Smokey~[/b]Now why did Chamberlain wear the belt? [b]Jones~[/b]This is his first appearance as champion Smokey, he�s proud of that win, and he should be wearing the most prestigious championship in the business on a night like this. [b]Smokey~[/b]Do you like work this crap out at home? [b]Jones~[/b]Doesn�t everyone? Well there�s only one entrance left� [I]The arena goes dark. Suddenly a golden X is spotlighted down into the middle of the ring where it stretches from ring post to ring post in all four corners. A voice is heard saying "The greatest efed president of all time" Then "Regulators" by Nate Dogg and warren G starts up. After the first line it stops and the voice states "A wrestler good enough to beat anyone anytime". The song starts again for one line and stops. The voice then states "The Most powerful Man in the efed world today". "Regulators" then starts up for good this time as the Oxentron flashes three [color=red]RED X\'s[/color] and the golden X then was centered in the ring now flashes wildly over the entire arena. X Dude comes out on the ramp right under the jumbotron as it flashes "X Dude" multiple times. He is joined by Natayla Scorupco. They start to walk to the ring as pyro shoots in front of them forming X\'s a few feet in front of each of their steps. The boos echo, and X-Dude just ignores them. He smiles at the three men he has joined at ringside and holds out his hand to them. All three turn away from him and talk among themselves.[/I] [b]Smokey~[/b]Jeez how rude is that! You shake the Prez�s hand when he asks damnit. [b]Jones~[/b]Well this obvious split does not bode well for X-Dude�s team. [b]Smokey~[/b]He�ll be fine. [b]Jones~[/b]The Renegades look like they know exactly what they are doing, waiting calmly for the match to begin. [b]Smokey~[/b]Well duh, they are a stable you know. [b]Jones~[/b]Anyway lets go to John Tron, our ring announcer for the rules to this unique matchup. [b]Ring Announcer~[/b]Ladies and gentlemen, THIS IS WARGAMES! [I]The fans erupt[/I] [b]Ring Announcer~[/b]The match will take place inside two regulation rings covered by a large steel cage with a top. One man from each team will start and wrestle for 5 minutes. At the end of that time an official will open the door in front of one of the teams. That team will have a member enter the cage and will have a 2 on 1 advantage. Every two minutes thereafter one member from a team will enter every other time. The match cannot end until all 5 competitors have been allowed into the ring. The only way to win is for a member of the other team to give up. There is no disqualification, no count out, no pinfalls, and no hold�s barred. And now, the first two competitors should enter the ring. [I]Evan Chamberlain immediately steps up the ring stairs and into the first ring to the approval of X-Dude. On the other side Widowmaker starts to walk up the stairs, but Stowe grabs him and turns him around. He shakes his head and points. Widowmaker thinks about it for a second, then slaps Stowe�s hand and lets the man pass him and enter the second ring.[/I] [b]Jones~[/b]Widowmaker was going to go in but it looks like Stowe wants some revenge for the loss of his championship on Shockwave. [b]Smokey~[/b]I have to say I do not think this is a smart move by the Renegades. [b]Jones~[/b]Whys that? [b]Smokey~[/b]Well look at Stowe�s knee. Its all bandaged up and he is the most likely to get injured in this thing and now he has to go the whole time. [b]Jones~[/b]Very true. Evan makes sense to me because I believe he has the most stamina on his team. He is the most likely to go the distance. [b]Smokey~[/b]Well I guess we�ll see how it works out. [I]The officials close the doors and slap the locks on them, preventing anyone else from entering the ring. The bell rings and the fans get to their feet as Evan and Stowe stand in their rings staring at each other. The two men move toward the center and each climbs up a corner so they are diagonal to each other in opposite rings. Evan crosses over to Stowe�s ring and Stowe stays put. Both men hop down to the mat, this time both facing off in the same ring.[/I] [b]Jones~[/b]Stowe needs this redemption. [b]Smokey~[/b]And Evan needs to prove what he did on Shockwave wasn�t a fluke. [b]Jones~[/b]Well the bell has been sounded and the clock is running but they seem to be taking their time. [b]Smokey~[/b]What do you expect? They want to run out of steam before even one of them has to go 2 on 1. [b]Jones~[/b]Of course not, I was just�.wait! [I]Stowe lunges forward and plants a knee into Evan�s midsection. He immediately follows up by throwing a series of blows to Evan�s head before pushing him off the ropes and grabbing him in a sleeper hold.[/I] [b]Smokey~[/b]Brilliance by Stowe. You gotta wear people down way early so that later on they don�t have anything left once all 10 people are in there. [b]Jones~[/b]I agree one hundred percent but a sleeper isn�t a move to be applied without a lot of damage coming before it. [b]Smokey~[/b]Why not? [I]Evan is no where near groggy enough for the hold to be used to maximum effect and Evan lifts his feet up, kicks off the side of the cage and falls back on top of Stowe.[/I] [b]Jones~[/b]That�s why. [b]Smokey~[/b]Shut up. [I]Both men get to their feet and Curtis tries to hit Evan again but Evan blocks it and starts throwing a series of his own. Evan goes to throw Stowe to the ropes but the Renegade reverses it. Curtis tries to clothesline the returning champion but Evan ducks it, pops up grabs Curtis with a swinging neckbreaker. Evan picks Stowe up and lays him between the middle and top rope, stretching across the ropes to the other ring so his body is in the middle.[/I] [b]Smokey~[/b]What the heck is that kid doing? [b]Jones~[/b]Don�t ask me Smoke. This two ring system allows for some innovation is all I can say. [b]Smokey~[/b]Well Stowe needs to hurry up and innovate himself out of those ropes before Evan does what hes getting ready to do. [b]Jones~[/b]Whats sad is, that made no sense, but I still understood it. [b]Smokey~[/b]That�s what you get for sitting with me all the time. [I]Evan climbs the corner and places a foot on each ringpost. He winks to the crowd who cheer heavily before jumping off with a senton onto Stowe�s exposed back. Stowe�s body bends and he rolls off the ropes, holding his back in pain. Evan rolls under the bottom rope into the ring where the man thought of as the Renegades� leader is laying. He gets to his feet and immediately starts laying in kicks to Stowe�s lower back.[/I] [b]Smokey~[/b]See the kid is an idiot. He knows very well that Stowe has a bad knee and yet he�s going for the back. [b]Jones~[/b]I don�t think Evan wants to seriously damage Stowe he just wants to hurt him enough to quit at the end of this thing. Working on the back is just as good as the knee. [b]Smokey~[/b]No its not. You go for the body part that is not at a 100%. I don�t think the boss�ll be to happy with Evan. [b]Jones~[/b]I�m sure he cares. [I]Evan then sits down on Stowe�s back and applies a camel clutch. Stowe gurgles in pain but obviously nothing can be done about it. Finally Evan releases the hold and looks up to the clock drop below the minute and a half marking the time left until the next entrant. Evan picks Stowe up by the head and gets an elbow to the midsection for his trouble. Stowe throws another elbow then wraps up Evan and brings him down to the mat with a double arm DDT.[/I] [b]Jones~[/b]Beautiful move by the former champ. [b]Smokey~[/b]See if Evan had just worked on the knee he wouldn�t have been able to do that. [b]Jones~[/b]And how did you come to this conclusion. [b]Smokey~[/b]With my brain. [I]Both men lay on the mat for a bit before Stowe gets to his feet holding his back. He quickly mounts Chamberlain and applies one of his patented STFs. Evan flails wildly but to no avail. Stowe holds on to the move through to the start of the countdown. Jason Adams perches impatiently on the steel stairs ready to be let in.[/I] 5 [b]Jones~[/b]Lets see who gets the advantage! 4 3 2 1 [I]Evan does not get so lucky as the referee opens the door in front of the Renegades and The Widowmaker steps into the matchup. He climbs into the ring and merely watches as Stowe pulls harder on Evan despite the fact that the boy had grabbed the bottom rope on instinct. Finally Spires taps him on the shoulder and Stowe releases the hold. Spires lifts Evan to his feet and nonchalantly throws him face first into the steel.[/I] [b]Jones~[/b]The cage as a weapon accepts its first victim. [b]Smokey~[/b]Theres going to be a lot more of that. [b]Jones~[/b]I don�t doubt it one bit. [I]Widowmaker picks Evan up again, but this time hands him to Stowe who does the same thing on the other side of the cage. Finally they pick him up together and, each with a handful of hair, toss Evan into the third cage wall around that ring. The Renegades then raise their arms in the air and the fans boo with all their might. An �asshole� chant picks up.[/I] [b]Jones~[/b]The Renegades should not be taunting these fans right now. They need to do as much work on Chamberlain as possible before his teammate comes in. [b]Smokey~[/b]That�s what these fans get for cheering for the baby. Besides Evan is out of this thing. Whoever comes in next gets a 2 on 1 beating of his, or her, own. [b]Jones~[/b]I don�t agree. That kid is very resilient, and Jason Adams looks about ready to explode out on those stairs. [I]Stowe begins to stretch his back as Widowmaker picks Evan to his feet and tosses him to the ropes. Evan comes back and Spires lifts him up, then back down with a hard spinebuster. Widowmaker places Evan in a corner and Stowe gets in the opposite one. Spires throws Evan and Stowe lunges forward with a lariat. Evan ducks the lariat, jumps up and off the middle turnbuckle, and hits a crossbody on Stowe when the man turns around. Spires hurriedly moves in on Evan and, again instinctively, he throws his arm up and nails Spires in the family jewels.[/I] [b]Smokey~[/b]Man, Sheila is going to have a bad night tonight. [b]Jones~[/b]She will if any of these men get their hands on her. [b]Smokey~[/b]That�s not what I meant you idiot. [b]Jones~[/b]I know, but my comment is more prevalent. [b]Smokey~[/b]You damn ninny. [I]Evan pulls himself across the mat and under the ropes into the first ring to await his partner�s entrance which is a mere 30 seconds away. Stowe and Spires don�t stay down long enough and climb to their feet as Evan does on the other side. The two men climb into ring no. 1 and Evan turns to face them. He quickly attacks Spires, but Stowe hits him from behind and the two Renegades just start clubbing as the final 10 seconds appear. They pick Evan up and dump him back into ring No 2. and stand directly in front of Team X-Dude�s door, telling Jason Adams to bring it.[/I] 5 [b]Jones~[/b]Adams is definitely not going to get a warm welcome. 4 [b]Smokey~[/b]Yeah he is. Their fists are mighty warm. 3 [b]Jones~[/b]Ok that�s sick. 2 [b]Smokey~[/b]What? OH man Spence only you would think of that. 1 [b]Jones~[/b]Oh please. [I]The door opens and Adams charges into the ring and is attacked, as he is halfway through the ropes. They club him the same way they did Evan moments earlier. Adams however drops to his knees and lays in a double low blow of his own. He gets up and starts laying in blows to the craniums of both Stowe and Spires.[/I] [b]Smokey~[/b]Jeez, leave Damian�s nuts alone! [b]Jones~[/b]Alls fair in love and War Smoke, and this is definitely war. [b]Smokey~[/b]And that was definitely one of those things you came up with last night. [b]Jones~[/b]Darn straight it was. [I]Jason throws Spires to the ropes and when he comes back, Adams� backdrops him. Behind him though Stowe catches Widowmaker so they are in powerbomb position. Adams� pivots on his feet and does a leg sweep to the back of Stowe�s leg. Stowe falls backward and Spires falls to the mat on the back of his head. Leaving the two men in pain, Jason climbs over into the other ring and helps Chamberlain to his feet. He points to one corner and Evan nods. The men climb up to the top turnbuckles and wait as Stowe and Spires get to their feet. When they are up Evan and Jason jump off with missile dropkicks.[/I] [b]Jones~[/b]They�ve gotta keep up this offense on Stowe and Spires cause we know the Renegades are going to go up a man shortly. [b]Smokey~[/b]It doesn�t matter, as soon as the boss gets in its over. [b]Jones~[/b]Do you get like a giant bonus or something? [b]Smokey~[/b]No. [b]Jones~[/b]At least then you�d have an excuse. [I]Each man gets to his feet and picks up one of the Renegades. They lead them to a side of the cage and start scraping their faces against the chain link. They let go and both Gades are now bleeding from the forehead. Together, Evan and Jason pick up Stowe and tie him up with the top and middle ropes. Evan slaps Jason on the back and the tag champion nods before heading over to the other ring to head off the next Renegade. Evan stomps on the head of Widowmaker as the timer counts down.[/I] 5 [b]Jones~[/b]Very smart from these men, keeping Stowe out of it for as long as possible so its 2 on 2. 4 [b]Smokey~[/b]Its cowardly is what it is. You can�t tie a man in the ropes like that! 3 [b]Jones~[/b]Well if his teammates can get an edge they can set him free easily enough. 2 [b]Smokey~[/b]Getting the advantage. Why is that always the issue? 1 [b]Jones~[/b]Cause we work for a WRESTLING company! [I]The Renegades door opens and Chad Hartl enters to meet the somewhat fresh Jason Adams. The two men who met for the tag team championships a week before lock up and start to push each other around the ring. Adams then pushes forward and Hartl flies back to the mat. He quickly gets to his feet only to see Adams posing in his direction. Angrily Hartl comes forward and they lock up again. After moving around the ring some more, Jason again pushes down to the mat and flexes for the ladies. Hartl moves again and Jason goes to lock up, but Chad twists around him and applies a rear waistlock. He spins and brings Jason down to his hands and knees with Chad on top of him. Chad then throws a series of forearms to the sides of Jacobs� head.[/I] [b]Jones~[/b]Hartl getting Adams down with some straight wrestling here. [b]Smokey~[/b]He is a former world champion you know. [b]Jones~[/b]Note the term former. He also held the cruiserweight. [b]Smokey~[/b]Why do you say that like it�s a bad thing? [b]Jones~[/b]I�ll let you figure that out on your own. [I]Evan suplexes Spires and turns his attention to Jason and Chad�s ring. He climbs up to the top turnbuckle and jumps off in an attempted flying clothesline on Hartl. Chad rolls away and Evan crashes to the mat. Chad gets up and just straight up kicks Adams in the ribs with a stiff kick. Chad then picks Jason up and goes to get a running throw of Jason�s head into the steel. He then heads over to ring No. 1 and unties Stowe from the rope prison. Stowe simply falls to the mat.[/I] [b]Jones~[/b]Smart, get Stowe back into this, but he�s gotta get right back on Jason and Evan. [b]Smokey~[/b]That other big monkey is like doing a monkey dance on the steps. [b]Jones~[/b]Do you watch monkeys dance often? [b]Smokey~[/b]Well I�HEY! [I]Hartl goes back into the other ring and picks up Chamberlain. He hoists the champion up on his shoulder and runs forward, slamming his head into the unforgiving steel. He moves back and goes for another battering ram, but Evan slides down his back and grabs him around the waist for a german suplex. Chad grabs the top rope to block the move and laughs at Chamberlain. He joy is interrupting by Jason Adams who kicks Hartl�s hands allowing Evan to drop back and hit the german on Hartl.[/I] 5 [b]Jones~[/b]Team X-Dude with the advantage and they are going to have another man coming in in just a moment. 4 [b]Smokey~[/b]Man the boss is smart. He knew these guys would take care of this problem for him. 3 [b]Jones~[/b]Then why do you keep supporting the Renegades? 2 [b]Smokey~[/b]Cause X-Dude isn�t in the ring yet duh. 1 [b]Jones~[/b]Oh brother. [I]Shane Boswell climbs in the first ring and lays boots to both Spires and Stowe who are trying to get to their feet. Evan puts a chinlock on Hartl and Jason switches rings to join his tag team partner. The two men high five and then turn to Widowmaker. They throw him to the ropes and as he comes off, they grab him and slam him down with a double spinebuster.[/I] [b]Jones~[/b]A little taste of his own medicine. Bad medicine. [b]Smokey~[/b]Oh jesus that was horrible. [b]Jones~[/b]Actually yeah, I apologize for that one. [I]They then turn their attention to Stowe. Shane puts the former world champion on his shoulders and Jason heads to the top. The fans yell out �Natural High!� and Jason jumps off with the spinning heel kick, knocking Stowe down to the mat with a thud as Evan climbs into the ring with them. He signals something to them and they position themselves in the middle of the two rings. Evan runs off the ropes and jumps. Bad Medicine catch him in the air and in one continuous motion, hurl him at the wobbly Chad Hartl like a missile. The three men each climb up a corner and raise their arms to the adoring crowd as X-Dude smiles and claps.[/I] [b]Smokey~[/b]They need to focus on the men not the fans! [b]Jones~[/b]I said that earlier about the Renegades and you said I was wrong. [b]Smokey~[/b]Well you were. Now I�m right. [b]Jones~[/b]You need to get your story straight. [b]Smokey~[/b]I have no homosexual stories thank you very much. [b]Jones~[/b]Jesus Christ� [I]Gaines tries his best to rip the door in front of him off its hinges as Evan goes to pick up his tag team partner. Hartl grabs Evan by the tights as he leans over, and rolls him backward and Evan�s head hits the middle turnbuckle hard. Chad pulls himself to his feet and gets right to untying the top turnbuckle pad in the corner.[/I] [b]Jones~[/b]What is he doing? He has a whole cage? [b]Smokey~[/b]The more metal the merrier I guess. [I]The pad drops to the mat and Chad picks Evan up to his feet. In rapid succession he slams Evan�s head into one side of the cage, into the exposed buckle, and into the other side of the cage. Evan falls to the mat, split wide open, and breathing shallowly.[/I] [b]Jones~[/b]That�s three men bleeding from the head. This match might have to be stopped. [b]Smokey~[/b]Whose gonna stop it? X-Dude won�t and hes the only one that can. [b]Jones~[/b]That�s our president alright. And might I add hes the last male to be coming into the ring. [b]Smokey~[/b]So? That�s what these guys are for. [I]On the other side of the cage in ring No.1 Jason picks up Curtis Stowe and puts him in piledriver position as Shane Boswell heads to the top rope. Widowmaker dives against the ropes and Shane loses balance and crotches himself. Stowe starts kicking his legs, and reverses the piledriver, not hesitating in dropping Jason down on his head. Widowmaker climbs up to the top with Shane and hooks him up for a superplex as Stowe positions Jason the way he wants him. Spires comes off with the plex, Shane�s feet scraping against the top of the cage, and he lands so Shane�s back hits directly on Jason�s chest.[/I] 5 [b]Jones~[/b]Horrific move by the Renegades! 4 [b]Smokey~[/b]Adams isn�t going to be able to breathe for a month. 3 [b]Jones~[/b]Then he would die you idiot. 2 [b]Smokey~[/b]That�s the point, duh. 1 [I]The Renegade�s door opens and David Gaines walks into the ring looking like a vulture ready for some dinner. Chad directs him to Bad Medicine, and Plan B heads across to the first ring as Widowmaker and Stowe cross over into home territory while wiping the blood from their eyes. Spires and Stowe merely push Evan around on the mat with their feet, mocking the champion and showing their disdain for the fan favorite.[/I] [b]Jones~[/b]Despicable. [b]Smokey~[/b]It really is? [b]Jones~[/b]Excuse me? [b]Smokey~[/b]It is. They should be giving him the renegade perspective, not toying around with him. [b]Jones~[/b]I knew it couldn�t be true. [I]Gaines on the other hand chooses a more direct approach and as Hartl keeps the tag champions on top of each other, Gaines heads to the top. The big man jumps off with a huge body splash, crushing both men beneath his weight. Hartl walks over to his opponent�s door and spits at X-Dude. X-Dude immediately moves toward the door but Natalya holds him back and whispers something in his ear.[/I] [b]Jones~[/b]No love lost between those two men. [b]Smokey~[/b]X-Dude is so going to kick his ass when he gets in there. [b]Jones~[/b]The man you were so proud of as world champion? [b]Smokey~[/b]Uh..yeah. You got a problem with that. [b]Jones~[/b]I think you are the one with the problem actually. [I]Hartl pulls Shane off Jason and locks him in a Texas cloverleaf. Gaines throws Jason into a corner and starts throwing a series of shoulders into his midsection. Spires Says something to Sheila on the outside as Stowe puts Evan between his legs. Stowe picks Evan up in a powerbomb. Evan however, reaches up and grabs the ceiling of the cage so Stowe cannot bring him down.[/I] [b]Jones~[/b]Brilliant use of the cage environment by Chamberlain. [b]Smokey~[/b]Jeez, two big monkeys and a little monkey now. [b]Jones~[/b]Hey that�s the bosses hand picked team. [b]Smokey~[/b]I never said there was anything wrong with monkeys. Especially the ones that dance and play the cymbals. <','xx',0,NULL,'',0,NULL); INSERT INTO yabbse_messages (ID_MSG, ID_TOPIC, ID_MEMBER, ID_LAST_COMMENT, ID_MEMBER_LAST_COMMENT, numComments, subject, posterName, posterEmail, posterTime, posterIP, smiliesEnabled, modifiedTime, modifiedName, body, icon, attachmentSize, attachmentFilename, nowListening, isHighlighted, description) VALUES (5007,1126,148,0,0,0,'Re:SHOCK: THE SUPERBOWL OF WRESTLING 2003','EFWO Pay-Per-View','[email protected]',1043715334,'134.126.247.217',1,NULL,NULL,'[b]Jones~[/b]Like you? [I]Evan lets go of the cage with one hand and starts laying in blows to Stowe�s head. Stowe starts to stumble and Evan flips down and brings Stowe over with a hurricanrana. Stowe lays flat as Evan gets to his feet, but he is immediately knocked silly by a running clothesline from Widowmaker. Hartl meanwhile has released the cloverleaf and puts Shane in the opposite corner of Jason and Gaines. Plan B go to throw Bad Medicine at each other, but Jason reverses it, sending Hartl forward. Jason drops the mat in fatigue as Hartl and Boswell both go for a clothesline and hit each other, taking the other out.[/I] [b]Jones~[/b] And on that note, here goes the time! 5 4 [b]Smokey~[/b]Here comes the prez! 3 [b]Jones~[/b]Oh goody. 2 1 [I]The door is opened and as expected X-Dude heads into the ring. The door is closed behind him and he immediately hits a double sledge on Gaines. He turns Gaines around and starts laying in blows, backing him up against the ropes. Spires climbs into the first ring and dives at X-Dude, but he moves out of the way. Widowmaker hits Gaines with a clothesline back into the cage. Widowmaker turns and X-Dude starts throwing in blows to him as well. The other 5 men start getting to their feet as X-Dude throws blows back and forth between Gaines and Spires. Ox throws a blow at Widowmaker, but he ducks it and Spires grabs him with a double leg takedown. On the mat, Spires stays on top and starts landing multiple right hands to the side of the president�s head.[/I] [b]Jones~[/b]All the men in the ring now, all that�s left is the ladies. [b]Smokey~[/b]Yeah well one of those men needs to get this crazy bastard off the boss! [b]Jones~[/b]X-Dude deserves whatever he gets. [b]Smokey~[/b]Man I wonder who is going to be my broadcast partner next week. [I]Widowmaker picks X-Dude off the mat and lifts him in the air with one hand for a chokeslam, but from behind Shane nails him with a forearm and he drops the president. X-Dude gets to his feet and goes back to work on Gaines as Shane and Spires go at it. In the other ring Stowe slams Jason, who moved over, into the cage and Evan is trapped in a bear hug by Chad. On the outside of the ring Natalya Scorupco starts to creep around the ring towards Sheila who is cheering on her team and not paying attention to the other woman.[/I] [b]Jones~[/b]What is Natalya doing? [b]Smokey~[/b]What she does best my friend, what she does best! [I]Natalya blindsides Sheila and knocks her forward into the cage. Natalya lifts her in the air and drops her throat across the guard rail. She picks Sheila up one more time and tosses her into the steel ring steps. Widowmaker finally sees this and starts yelling curses at Natalya, allowing Boswell to come up behind him and plant him with a reverse DDT.[/I] [b]Smokey~[/b]Is there any wonder why X-Dude brought that fine woman into his group. [b]Jones~[/b]I have no love for Sheila, but that was a damn cheap attack by Scorupco. [b]Smokey~[/b]It didn�t keep your boy Boswell from taking advantage now did it. [b]Jones~[/b]I guess that�s the way Wargames are. [b]Smokey~[/b]Darn straight. [I]Natalya leaves Sheila laying and heads back to her corner. Shane leaves Widowmaker and sees X-Dude being chokelifted, but ignores it and heads into the other ring. And slams Stowe in the back, getting him off his partner. Together the two men pick up Curtis and throw him to the ropes. They try for a double clothesline, but he ducks it and comes off the other side. They turn around and as Stowe jumps forward with forearms, Hartl kicks low to the back of BM�s legs, hitting double impact and taking out both Bad Medicine members. Chad stands and turns around to be kicked in the stomach by Evan Chamberlain. Evan wraps up Hartl�s head and gets up in the corner, spinning around and crashing to the mat with the final destination. He gets up and is waylaid by Stowe and the two men start fighting as X-Dude pokes Gaines in the eyes and he drops the chokelift.[/I] 5 [b]Jones~[/b]Its time for the last Renegade to enter but I don�t think she�ll be joining us. 4 [b]Smokey~[/b]Thanks to the brilliance of X-Dude and Natalya Scorupco. 3 [b]Jones~[/b]You mean the underhanded tactics. 2 [b]Smokey~[/b]No that�s not what I meant at all 1 [b]Jones~[/b]Well its what it is. [I]The ref doesn�t even bother to open the door as people attend to the downed Sheila. In the ring, X-Dude jumps on the larger Gaines� back and rides him in the Beast of Burden. Gaines wears down and drops to his knees. X-Dude then dropkicks Gaines in the back of the head and Gaines falls forward to the mat. X-Dude then sees Widowmaker lying and gets a smirk on his face. He picks the man up and throws him to the ropes. He backs off the opposite ropes and goes for an Xcaliber spear, but Spires moves out of the way and X-Dude hangs rams himself into the cage. Wobbling, he turns around and Spires grabs him, and plants him with a baldo bomb.[/I] [b]Jones~[/b]These two have already signed for that death match like event. I don�t know if either will even get to it. [b]Smokey~[/b]X-Dude can beat this chump. I mean look at his hair? [b]Jones~[/b]The hell does that mean? [b]Smokey~[/b]Its goofy looking. [b]Jones~[/b]You�re goofy looking. [I]Widowmaker, climbs on top of Ox and points a figure in his face, berating him before landing a series of blows to his temple. In the other ring Stowe has picked Chamberlain up and is wrenching in an abdominal stretch as Hartl, Gaines, Boswell and Adams all start getting to their feet. Stowe releases the hold and sees Spires laying into X-Dude. He heads over to ring 1 and picks up the president. Spires throws a right into his foes stomach, followed by another to the face, and from there a barrage of blows. Stowe drops X-Dude and he falls to the mat in a heap. Stowe points to the top and Widowmaker heads up. Stowe holds X-Dude, but before Spires and jump, Boswell kicks the former champ in the back of the head.[/I] [b]Jones~[/b]Shane saving the pres there. I guess winning the match means more than him being a tool. [b]Smokey~[/b]Dude, that man pays your checks. [b]Jones~[/b]So? What boss do you know whos not a tool? [b]Smokey~[/b]That guy from Wendys? [b]Jones~[/b]Hes dead, try again. [I]Adams enters the ring as well and Widowmaker jumps at him with a press, but Jason grabs him and slams him to the mat. Hartl uses the ropes between rings as a springboard and dives into Bad Medicine. The catch him and are about to do something, when gaines grabs Chad by the ankle and pulls him down. The four men stare off as the timer starts to go.[/I] 5 [b]Jones~[/b]Well we know who this is going to be. 4 [b]Smokey~[/b]With X-Dude down shes gonna be in trouble! 3 [b]Jones~[/b]She can take care of herself. 2 [b]Smokey~[/b]I know that but still�maybe I should hold her. 1 [b]Jones~[/b]She�d rip off your head. [I]The door opens and Natalya goes to enter, but Chad dives at her, she backs down and Hartl pushes the referee over and leaves the cage for revenge against Sheila. Gaines quickly follows and Bad Medicine look at each other. They shrug and follow Plan B out of the ring. Hartl and Gaines chase Natalya to the far side of the cage where she climbs up to the top of the cage and the fans start going nuts.[/I] [b]Smokey~[/b]I hope the double supported the roof! [b]Jones~[/b]Well I get the feeling we are about to find out! [I]Natalya reaches the top and runs across as Gaines and Hartl climb up. BM climbs up formt he other side to intercept, and no one notices the form of Sheila holding her back and heading into the ring through the open door. Natalya gets to the other side, and climbs down, dropping into the cage and directly in front of Sheila. She looks surprised and Sheila jumps on her, grabbing hair and dropping both women to the mat. On the roof BM and Plan B get back into their staredown, then explode at each other in a flurry of fists.[/I] [b]Jones~[/b]I don�t remember this every happening before! [b]Smokey~[/b]ME either! Then again it is the Match Beyond. [b]Jones~[/b]Wow that�s old school. [b]Smokey~[/b]Representin. [b]Jones~[/b]Oh lord. [I]The 4 men in the ring start to come to as the women roll around on the mat and the bruisers do battle on the roof. Boswell gets the advantage on Chad and drops him with a forward slam. Jason starts to lose to Gaines, but Shane makes the save and the two men beat down the big man. Jason says something to Shane and the position Gaines. They lift him up and hoist him in the air into powerbomb position, supporting his weight from both of them. With a grunt, the drop him off the side of the cage and he crashes through the Spanish announce table.[/I] [b]Jones~[/b]OH MY GAWD! [b]Smokey~[/b]They just killed David! [b]Jones~[/b]I think I got a splinter in my eye! [b]Smokey~[/b]Why is it always about you Jones, huh? [I]Hartl gets up on the chain and sees the two men celebrating. He charges forward and tackles Jason. He gets to his feet and kicks Shane in the stomach. He then grabs him by the back of the head and runs him across the cage and throws. Shane off the side of the cage and he lands on the ramp with a sickening thud.[/I] [b]Jones~[/b]Jesus these men are killing each other! [b]Smokey~[/b]Casualties of war! Always gotta have them. And Pepe and Carlos over there are civilian loses. [I]In the ring the men get to their feet and X-Dude starts yelling at the officials to close the cage back up. They do as they are told. X-Dude grabs Sheila by the hair and pulls her off of Natalya, but Spires clubs the boss in the back of the head. Evan in the other ring sees Stowe using the ropes to get to his feet and runs to the ropes, grabs them and swings through with a 619 through the other ropes and nailing Stowe in the stomach. Stowe doubles over and Evan turns to Spires who is hitting X-Dude. Evan hits a spinning heel kick and knocks off Spires, allowing X-Dude to grab him and hit an Xcelebration, brainbuster. Natalya meanwhile chokes Sheila in the corner. X-Dude holds his hand out to Evan but Evan turns away.[/I] [b]Smokey~[/b]Again! The bastards have no respect! [b]Jones~[/b]Evan has more intelligence than to do something like that. [b]Smokey~[/b]Yeah right. He certainly isn�t smarter than me and I would do it. [I]Jones glares at Smokey as Hartl and Adams fight on the roof. Suddenly out from the back run the Theatre of Pain. Vanquish and the Warrior climb up the cage and grab Chad from behind as Jason looks at them dumbfounded.[/I] [b]Jones~[/b]X-Dude�s sent out his goons to take care of Hartl! [b]Smokey~[/b]Hey that�s what he gets for leaving the ring. [I]Warrior picks Chad up and places him on Vman�s shoulders. The human powerbomb machine lives up to his name and brings Chad down on the chain link and it barely holds. Jason shrugs and goes to climb down the cage and check on his partner, but the Warrior pulls him up and holds out his hand. Jason thinks about it, then takes the legend�s arm. Warrior pulls Adams in and locks on the Warrior�s Dream.[/I] [b]Jones~[/b]What the heck is this? He�s on X-Dude�s team! [b]Smokey~[/b]That�s what he gets for not shaking Ox�s hand. [b]Jones~[/b]Damn them! [b]Smokey~[/b]Never damn the TOP! TOP rules the world! [I]Finally Warrior releases it and Adams falls unconscious. TOP leave the two men on top of the cage and head back to the back getting a thumbs up from X-Dude in the ring. Evan picks Widowmaker up and puts him in a corner before laying in chops. X-Dude however moves to the ring connection and reaches in the gap between. He pulls out a steel chair and holds it up to the crowd.[/I] [b]Jones~[/b]The hell is this? [b]Smokey~[/b]What a genius! [b]Jones~[/b]What is he gonna do with the chair? [I]X-Dude moves to the downed Stowe, takes aim and slams the chair down on Stowe�s bad knee. He does it two more times and Stowe screams in pain. Sheila DDT�s Natalya and jumps on X-Dude�s back. X-Dude flips her over and lifts the chair up to nail her in the head. From behind Chamberlain grabs hold of the chair and stops the swing. He moves around to the front of X-Dude and starts yelling at him. He leans down and starts checking on Curtis� knee which is obviously in a bad way. He says up to X-Dude to stop the match and turns around, but X-Dude waffles him with the chair for his concern.[/I] [b]Jones~[/b]Damn him! He just nailed his own partner in the head with a chair! [b]Smokey~[/b]The little bastard has no balls is all. [b]Jones~[/b]Stowe is injured you ass! Evan was just trying to help him! [b]Smokey~[/b]Yeah well life�s tough. [I]X-Dude wastes no time and moves over to Widowmaker. He drives the chair into Widowmaker�s stomach, keeling him over. He lifts the chair and brings it down across Spires� back. Natalya gets to her feet and grabs Sheila, slamming her head into the cage. She then unzips her boots and pulls a pair of hand cuffs out of each one, then another couple pairs out of her shoulder length gloves.[/I] [b]Jones~[/b]What are they going to do with those? [b]Smokey~[/b]Arrest someone I guess. Assault or something. [b]Jones~[/b]You are beyond not funny right now. [I]X-Dude reaches between the rings again and pulls out a microphone and then Natalya passes him two pairs of handcuffs. He lifts up Spires and hooks the cuffs to his hands, then hooks them onto the chain link, leaving him hooked to the chain and at the boss� full mercy as Natalya hooks Sheila up right next to her lover. X-Dude then picks the mic up and starts to speak.[/I] [b]X-Dude~[/b]Now you know who the boss is you son of a bitch! [I]The fans are on their feet and booing.[/I] [b]X-Dude~[/b]And now I am going to make you quit. You are going to tell me that you cannot take it anymore. But the fun part is, I�m not even going to touch you. [b]Jones~[/b]What is he talking about? [b]Smokey~[/b]I think I get it� [b]Jones~[/b]No� [b]X-Dude~[/b]You see your buddy Stowe, rolling on the ground there? Hes to busy screaming to give up, so instead I�m just gonna to beat him, until you give up for him. [b]Jones~[/b]That sadistic bastard! [b]Smokey~[/b]Wow, what a man. [b]Jones~[/b]How can you condone this? [b]Smokey~[/b]He won�t really do it Spence. [I]X-Dude hands the mic to Natalya, and lifts the chair in the air. He looks at Widowmaker who is struggling with his restraints, then slams the chair down into Stowe�s knee. Spires clenches his teeth and Stowe shakes his head no in Widowmaker�s direction.[/I] [b]Natalya~[/b]Don�t listen to him. It is merely pride. He is your friend no? Save him. [I]X-Dude lifts the chair up again and slams down the chair. Stowe continues to shake his head no. X-Dude gets a look in his eye and slams the chair into Stowe�s knee, again, again, again, again. Sheila is crying for Curtis, but Widowmaker tells her not to give it to the sick bastard. After maybe 15 shots X-Dude drops the chair and takes the mic back from Natalya.[/I] [b]Smokey~[/b] Ok that was bad. [b]Jones~[/b]Jesus, Stowe might never walk again. [b]X-Dude~[/b]So I guess you don�t like your little buddy as much as you make out to. But I do no something. This little lady here. [I]X-Dude grabs Sheila�s breast. Widowmaker convulses with anger.[/I] [b]X-Dude~[/b]I think she cares about you. So miss Sheila I give you a choise. I don�t know if you�ve studied my moves, but theres on I do called Xcandescence. [b]Jones~[/b]NOT THAT YOU SICK BASTARD! [b]Smokey~[/b] Ok boss that�s enough, I mean come on! [I]X-Dude hands the mic to Natalya again and gets himself prepared, then with a swift motion, blows a fireball into the sky from his mouth. He takes the mic back and wipes his mouth.[/I] [b]X-Dude~[/b]Now I give you a choice. You either give up, or I�m going to burn your man. [I]Sheila yells out �NO!� and Spires glares at X-Dude like he is satan himself. Spires grunts over to Sheila. �Don�t do it babe� and Natalya slaps him across the face. X-Dude shrugs and faces Widowmaker. He gets it all set up and is about to blow when Sheila screams out, �I QUIT! PLEASE LEAVE HIM ALONE!� The bell rings, signaling the end of the match, Natalya kisses Sheila on the forehead.[/I] [b]Natalya~[/b]Good girl. [I]Natalya turns and X-Dude blows his ball of fire at Widowmaker anyway. Wdiowmaker screams and Sheila makes a noise no human has ever made before. X-Dude wipes his mouth again and takes back the mic from Natalya.[/I] [b]X-Dude~[/b]Thanks babe. Lucky for you the burns are superficial. The the shame is gonna be there forever. [I]X-Dude laughs and �Regulators� starts up. The fans start to through things at the boss and his woman as the exit the cage and walk up to the top with their hands raised in the air.[/I] [b]Jones~[/b]Jesus that was horrible�get the paramedics out here immediately! A lot of them! [b]Smokey~[/b]Ok, the boss has gone to far. [b]Jones~[/b]There are 8 men and women in and around these rings in more pain than I can even imagine. This is X-Dude�s idea of a fed. Well FUCK you X-Dude. [I]Spencer gets up and walks away leaving Smokey.[/I] [b]Smokey~[/b]You know what? Spence, wait up. [I]Smokey gets up as well and the credits appear on the screen, and the screen fades on the horrible scenes and the fans going crazy.[/I]< |
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