Idiots that contact me on AIM
The following is an actual conversation with some guy who thought he was
going to be slick and chat it up with me.
ravenbandrox16: yo
Cintchr: hello
Cintchr: can I help you?
ravenbandrox16: hello
ravenbandrox16: dont know
Cintchr: who is this?
ravenbandrox16: dont you know?
Cintchr: no
ravenbandrox16: i know you
ravenbandrox16: are u a girl
ravenbandrox16: ?
Cintchr: where do you know me
from?
ravenbandrox16: 4
the birds
ravenbandrox16: what
school you go to?
Cintchr: no idea what that is
ravenbandrox16: school?
Cintchr: I don’t go to school
Cintchr: you?
ravenbandrox16: yea
north
Cintchr: north what?? High School?
ravenbandrox16: maby
Cintchr: what city??
ravenbandrox16: where
you live?
ravenbandrox16: the
only city to live in jamica
ravenbandrox16: mon
Cintchr: Jamaica sucks goat ass.
ravenbandrox16: so
does your mother but i dont
say shit about it
ravenbandrox16: mon
Cintchr: Really ... My mother is dead ...
Cintchr: If you knew me .. you would have known that
ravenbandrox16: so
is mine she is still the best
ravenbandrox16: what
city you live in?
Cintchr: I thought you knew me ...
;)
ravenbandrox16: i might
ravenbandrox16: koo smily
ravenbandrox16: are u a girl
ravenbandrox16: ?
Cintchr: no
ravenbandrox16: not
a girl?
Cintchr: no
ravenbandrox16: what
city you live in
ravenbandrox16: i live in kansas
Cintchr: I don't know anyone in
Kansas
ravenbandrox16: WHAT
CITY U LIVE IN
Cintchr: what does it matter?? I
could tell you Honolulu … but it would be a lie. How about Chicago??
ravenbandrox16: do
your know kris wenburg?
Cintchr: no clue who that is
ravenbandrox16: ok
he says to call you a cock sukin bitch but i dont want him to get his ass
kicked
Cintchr: that would be nice ...
ravenbandrox16: yea
Cintchr: but remember
.. I'm not a girl ... can't be a bitch
ravenbandrox16:
k
ravenbandrox16: ill
take note
ravenbandrox16: of
that
ravenbandrox16: there
is going to this huge rave saturtady im going to get pussy
ravenbandrox16: o
yea
Cintchr: you must be so proud ....
Cintchr: being a virgin and all
ravenbandrox16: not
a virgin
ravenbandrox16: 9
times
Cintchr: back in a few minutes
ravenbandrox16: k
Cintchr: back
....
ravenbandrox16: k
Cintchr: so Kansas, huh?
Cintchr: Where is
Kansas?
ravenbandrox16: yea
chigao
ravenbandrox16: cant
spell
Cintchr: really??
Chicago Kansas?
ravenbandrox16: ?
ravenbandrox16: kansas
Cintchr: must be nice there.
ravenbandrox16: ok
Cintchr: never been myself
ravenbandrox16: koo its hot as fuck
ravenbandrox16: like
93
Cintchr: wow ... very dry too I
bet ... not Humid like it is here.
ravenbandrox16: where
is here?
Cintchr: home
ravenbandrox16: coo
Cintchr:
North High school, huh? Freshman??
ravenbandrox16: yeaq
ravenbandrox16: yea*
Cintchr: so what ... 14 .. 15 yrs old?
ravenbandrox16: 16
Cintchr: oh ... you have a car?
ravenbandrox16: yea
Cintchr: what kind?
ravenbandrox16: black
93 honda accord
Cintchr: so whatcha
doing??
ravenbandrox16: my
name is justin and notin
Cintchr: well obviously you are
doing something ... or you wouldn't be talking to me
ravenbandrox16: typing
Cintchr: well that's no fun ....
Cintchr: boring really
ravenbandrox16: yea
ravenbandrox16: some
bitch wants to fight me at east
ravenbandrox16: im going to kick his ass
Cintchr: I thought you said it was
a bitch ... a bitch is a girl
Cintchr: East High School?
Cintchr: is it his ass .. or her ass you want to kick?
ravenbandrox16: i think his but i will find out tommrow when i knock his teeth
out
Cintchr: oh ... going to actually
go and meet "him", huh.
Cintchr: you must be really brave.
Cintchr: not knowing who
"he" is ...
Cintchr: he could have a knife, a
gun, or just be some 12 yr old kid playing a game with you.
ravenbandrox16: i got my posse here well find out
Cintchr: your posse ... that is
just so ... "hood"
ravenbandrox16: what
theres like 10 of us
ravenbandrox16: here
Cintchr: oh .. I see... afraid of a
fair fight.
Cintchr: 10 on 1
.. that’s real manly
ravenbandrox16: no
throwing a party
Cintchr: party on a school night …
your parents must be so proud.
ravenbandrox16: aint here
Cintchr: oh ... they figured out they
couldn't teach you Kansas boys anymore before your brains exploded?
Cintchr: or are you on a perpetual
Spring Break?
ravenbandrox16: still
in school
Cintchr: so where in
Kansas do you live again?
ravenbandrox16: olathe
Cintchr: ohhh ... you live in a BFE
ravenbandrox16: whats that
Cintchr: Big F'n
Empty
Cintchr: hicksville ...
ravenbandrox16: no
Cintchr: boonie town
Cintchr: I've been there ...
ravenbandrox16: nope
Cintchr: yes it is
ravenbandrox16: no
its not
ravenbandrox16: when
were you here last
Cintchr: they got corn .. and cows
Cintchr: 2 yrs ago
ravenbandrox16: well
its grown since then
Cintchr: oohh... three stoplights and
a McDonalds now I bet.
ravenbandrox16: what
part of olathe
whereyou in
ravenbandrox16: there
none of that shit where i live
Cintchr: no stoplight or McDonalds
...man you do live in the boonies.
ravenbandrox16: fuck
of and i stop on that note
ravenbandrox16: god
night
ravenbandrox16: ass
ravenbandrox16: boog*
ravenbandrox16: good*
Cintchr: Your parents must be so
proud … using language like that. ...
Cintchr: here you go contacting someone ...
Cintchr: pretending to know them ...
Cintchr: thinking you are going to
play a mind game on them ...
ravenbandrox16: what
Cintchr: and they turn around and
play one on you
Cintchr: what a pity
...
Cintchr: I fear for America
Cintchr: aww .. nothing
to say.
Cintchr: such a pity
...
ravenbandrox16: was 2 words
Cintchr: and here I was waiting
for some witty remark about my momma ...
ravenbandrox16: leave
me alone
Cintchr: you contacted me ...
Cintchr: next time
...
ravenbandrox16: fuck
off
Cintchr: think about who you are contacting ...
ravenbandrox16: im dotn want to talk to you
Cintchr: they may not be what you
think
Cintchr: Awww .. Justin ... did you go
bye-bye and give the keyboard to one of your little buddies? We were having such a nice conversation.
Cintchr: maybe to Kris ....?
Cintchr: I'm hurt. You won't talk to me anymore.
About the time I told him I would be right back, I told Clay about this
kid. So Clay goes and contacts him …
OMG!!!
CactusJack022700: Hi there.
ravenbandrox16: What you want
CactusJack022700: Just want to talk. Don't you like to talk?
ravenbandrox16: who are you
CactusJack022700: You know.
CactusJack022700: Guess.
ravenbandrox16: dick weed?
CactusJack022700: Now, that's not very nice. Do you kiss your mom with
that mouth?
CactusJack022700: I know I would.
ravenbandrox16: whats ur name?
ravenbandrox16: whats my name?
ravenbandrox16: hmmmmmm?
CactusJack022700: I know Kris :-)
CactusJack022700: My name, for your information is Wesley.
ravenbandrox16: wesley who
ravenbandrox16: ?
ravenbandrox16: i forgot
CactusJack022700: No you didn't. I never told you. See, you're jumping
ahead.
ravenbandrox16: what school u go to?
CactusJack022700: How well do you know Kris Wenburg?
ravenbandrox16: ?
CactusJack022700: You DO know him, don't you?
CactusJack022700: I go to East.
ravenbandrox16: yea he rides my bus and goes to my school
CactusJack022700: That's cool.
CactusJack022700: I haven't talked to Kris since he hit on me.
CactusJack022700: But that was a few weeks ago.
ravenbandrox16: k?
CactusJack022700: Dude, you can't tell me you didn't honestly know about
him.
ravenbandrox16: what about him?
CactusJack022700: Man, I'm not gonna be the one
to start rumors...funk dat.
ravenbandrox16: hes gay? that rumor
CactusJack022700: So, you have heard it then.
CactusJack022700: I don't know if it's true or
not....
CactusJack022700: I DO know that he tried to grab my package.
ravenbandrox16: he says he just acts gay
ravenbandrox16: wha?
CactusJack022700: Nobody just "acts" Gay....
ravenbandrox16: my friend knows a person that acts gay
CactusJack022700: Is your friend gay?
CactusJack022700: How do you act gay? What do you have to do?
ravenbandrox16: wana be gay
CactusJack022700: You do?
CactusJack022700: Why?
ravenbandrox16: no
ravenbandrox16: my friend saied
to type this
CactusJack022700: Dude, that's messed up if you wanna
be gay.
CactusJack022700: You like sucking dicks?
CactusJack022700: Well, to each his own, I guess.
ravenbandrox16: what the fuck is wrong wit you?
CactusJack022700: Hey, you're the one that said you wanted to be gay, man.
CactusJack022700: I'm not condemning you or nothing.
ravenbandrox16: fuck u u wanted to be gay
CactusJack022700: I'm sure the lifestyle will fit you well, make you
happy.
ravenbandrox16: bitch
CactusJack022700: No, no. Wesley.
ravenbandrox16: wesley is a bitch
CactusJack022700: I'll bet he is. Just like you, huh?
CactusJack022700: You'll play the woman part, won't you, and take it up
the ass.
ravenbandrox16: wana go bitch break ur legs
CactusJack022700: Ooo.....pretty tough
for a kid who's flaming.
ravenbandrox16: any time fag
CactusJack022700: and it's "your" not
"ur". Learn to
spell, dumbass.
CactusJack022700: Are you flunking High School? Probably, because all you
can think about all day is sucking cock.
ravenbandrox16:
olathe south mother fuck i hang
wit the asians
ravenbandrox16: fucking me ill kill you
CactusJack022700: Dude, I'd hit you so hard I'd knock the stupid right out
of you.
CactusJack022700: Tell Kris about your fantasies. I'm sure he'd love to cornhole you too.
ravenbandrox16: ask kris about justin thats
my name
ravenbandrox16: he knows i kill you
CactusJack022700: Justin what? Justin time, Justin case? Justin bred?
CactusJack022700: Did you know your mother and father were brother and
sister?
ravenbandrox16: no but how did you know
CactusJack022700: Sloping foreheads, unibrows,
it's not hard to tell.
ravenbandrox16:
ur not a black dude named sally are u
CactusJack022700: Now, why would you think I'm black? You
some kind of Nazi hood wearing jackass? Oh, wait.....you probably are.
CactusJack022700: And I've already told
you, it's "your" not "ur". For God's
sakes, man, show some intelligence.
ravenbandrox16: to bad the nazis
were a political party dipshit
CactusJack022700: Yes....they were a political party of dipshits. Very good, ten points to the racist in the back.
CactusJack022700: Oh, and that should
have been "too" at the beginning.
CactusJack022700: You probably didn't know that, though, did you?
CactusJack022700: "too bad" or "to the store" ---
there are big differences.
CactusJack022700: You dreaming of working for McDonalds
when/if you graduate?
CactusJack022700: At least your tiny little brain won't have to learn how
to say "You want that Super Sized?" since they're taking that out
soon.
ravenbandrox16: and im so glad you can stay
on the same insult so long and still think its clever
ravenbandrox16: so think real hard abouta
new one
CactusJack022700: It's not hard to be clever with you.
ravenbandrox16: that one old now
CactusJack022700: Like what? Bitch or fag? That should really spice up this conversation.
CactusJack022700: How about cunt? Neither one of
us has called the other that insult yet.
ravenbandrox16: cuz 1 word insults only show uncreativity
CactusJack022700: Really? Like the ones you used earlier? Yep, I'll have
to agree with you there.
ravenbandrox16: its a dif dude now
CactusJack022700: Do you speak any English? Or just that
internet crap speak?
ravenbandrox16: i can speek english
CactusJack022700: You just can't spell it. (hint :
it's "speak.")
CactusJack022700: and you should have capitalized your "i."
ravenbandrox16: i dont have to spell out the
full word cuz you can understand me
ravenbandrox16: and im not in english right now so fuck off with that shit
CactusJack022700: You don't spell out the full word because you're stupid
and lazy.
CactusJack022700: "fuck off with that shit." Wow, that's
original.
ravenbandrox16: mocking me that immature
ravenbandrox16: thats*
CactusJack022700: No, immature is coming online and bothering someone you
don't know just to try and stir up some problems.
CactusJack022700: Does it give you a woody to sit and home and send IM's
to strangers?
CactusJack022700: Buddy, you're worse than pathetic.
ravenbandrox16: that was ym friend
ravenbandrox16: my*
CactusJack022700: Who was your friend?
ravenbandrox16: the dude who kept callin you
bitch n shit like that
CactusJack022700: See, now that's gotta be a
lie. First off, I already know you don't have any friends.
CactusJack022700: At least none who aren't getting a little skin flute
treatment.
ravenbandrox16: omg
ravenbandrox16: dont start that shit
CactusJack022700: Hey, you started this.
ravenbandrox16: soem other guy already says that aboutme
ravenbandrox16: its gay enough
CactusJack022700: I know you are.
ravenbandrox16: no my friend did
ravenbandrox16: ooo
ravenbandrox16: so quick onthose come backs
ravenbandrox16: on those*
CactusJack022700: It's called Wit. You should try it sometime.
CactusJack022700: Unless you're too busy spell checking your IM's.
ravenbandrox16: you cant spell check IM's
CactusJack022700: Sure you can.
CactusJack022700: It's called using your eyes and brain. I suppose that's
too hard for a moron from Kansas, though.
CactusJack022700: Until you, I'd never met
anyone with an IQ in the single digits.
CactusJack022700: (that means 1 through 9)
ravenbandrox16: you know wes holder
CactusJack022700: No, but I'm sure he flips a great burger.
ravenbandrox16: on but he can filp onpen a great knife and gut your sorry ass
ravenbandrox16: open*
CactusJack022700: Am I supposed to be scared now? Is that what I'm
supposed to do?
CactusJack022700: HA HA HA
CactusJack022700: Yes, I'm sure he's willing to go to prison for your
monkey ass.
ravenbandrox16: i dotncare cuz you to much of a bitch to face
soemone like me face to face
CactusJack022700: Oh, like the way you picked on Cintchr tonight?
CactusJack022700: Face to face that you little fucking coward.
ravenbandrox16: nope that was the other ude
again
ravenbandrox16: dude*
CactusJack022700: Doesn't matter much to the police.
CactusJack022700: See, and now that you've supplied me with a few death
threats.....
ravenbandrox16: o so your a pussy huh
CactusJack022700: Hell, I can make sure that your gay ass gets lots of
cock in jail.
ravenbandrox16: talk a big game n cant back up shit
CactusJack022700: Please. I have better things to do than end the life of
a 16 year old punk.
ravenbandrox16: on i know your kind
CactusJack022700: Please, tell me all about
"my kind."
ravenbandrox16: no*
CactusJack022700: This should be good for a few laughs later.
ravenbandrox16: everyone at my schools like you
CactusJack022700: They are?
ravenbandrox16: talk alot of shit and never
do anything that they say
CactusJack022700: How many people have you "gutted" with a knife
at your school? I can't imagine the number would be too high.
ravenbandrox16: to bad im not wes
ravenbandrox16: ya ass
CactusJack022700: I thought you said one word insults were uncreative?
CactusJack022700: Or was that your "friend" too?
ravenbandrox16: that was 2 words
CactusJack022700: Actually, "Ya" is
not a word.
CactusJack022700: Oh, there goes that English again. Darn old me.
ravenbandrox16: do you injoy talkin shit
CactusJack022700: that should be "Do you enjoy talking shit?"
See all the mistakes you made?
ravenbandrox16: i dont care how to spell it
CactusJack022700: Obviously.
ravenbandrox16: answer the qusetion
CactusJack022700: you mean the "question"?
ravenbandrox16: just answer me
CactusJack022700: I don't talk shit, I only talk proper English.
CactusJack022700: You, however, seem to have a bad case of verbal
diarrhea. Every time you open your mouth, nothing but shit comes out.
ravenbandrox16: im typing
CactusJack022700: Not well, that's for damn sure.
CactusJack022700: Are you going to be working on the toll roads?
CactusJack022700: You CAN at least count, right?
ravenbandrox16: i can count how many hit a can dish out to your face
CactusJack022700: You're going to hit me with a can?
ravenbandrox16: but well never meet cuz you
would run like a bitch so what ever
ravenbandrox16: hits*
CactusJack022700: Son, there would only be two hits. Me
hitting you and you hitting the state of unconsciousness.
CactusJack022700: That's another name for Kansas.
ravenbandrox16: right
ravenbandrox16: try it
CactusJack022700: So, I hear you live in a BFE, is that right?
ravenbandrox16: o
ravenbandrox16: no*
CactusJack022700: Nothing but cows and corn, right?
ravenbandrox16: you a geek arnt you
ravenbandrox16: you talk to chris
so i bet you a geek
CactusJack022700: My, God, your spelling is atrocious.
CactusJack022700: Funny, you said his name was Kris.
ravenbandrox16: yeah you r a geek
ravenbandrox16: thatcwas teh other dude
CactusJack022700: Do you even know what a geek is?
ravenbandrox16: that was*
ravenbandrox16: im guessing you
CactusJack022700: That's someone who bites the head off of live animals.
ravenbandrox16: if you use proper english on AIM you a geek
CactusJack022700: Have you ever fucked a cow?
CactusJack022700: Did you make his bell go "ring ring
ring"?
CactusJack022700: Did your friends take their turns by saying, "Now, Mooooove on over."
ravenbandrox16: to ba theres
no cows where i live
ravenbandrox16: just pavement
CactusJack022700: Where I come from, cows make great hamburgers. In
Kansas, they call them
High School Cheerleaders.
CactusJack022700: That way, you boys can have dates for prom.
ravenbandrox16: dont you go to east
ravenbandrox16: in olathe
CactusJack022700: Well, unless for the ones like you who want to turn gay.
CactusJack022700: That's what I said. Don't remember stuttering, either.
ravenbandrox16: ok well tomorrow im gonna find out who you are you know that right
CactusJack022700: And then what? Stick a
corn cob up your ass?
CactusJack022700: Man, you have no idea how much you're making me laugh.
ravenbandrox16: like a care
ravenbandrox16: im not doign anything funny
ravenbandrox16: doing*
CactusJack022700: They have Clown College in Kansas?
CactusJack022700: Maybe you won't have to flip burgers forever.
ravenbandrox16: to bad i work with wood n
lumber
CactusJack022700: You a lumberjack?
CactusJack022700: Lots and lots of them are gay.
ravenbandrox16: no
ravenbandrox16: i work with limber
ravenbandrox16: lumber*
CactusJack022700: It's okay.
ravenbandrox16: i otn chop dont trees
CactusJack022700: I know you want to wear flannel and touch other men's
asses.
ravenbandrox16: dont*
ravenbandrox16: if i wanted to do that i would play scotish football
CactusJack022700: Well, we'll sign you up.
CactusJack022700: Since I know you want to lean that way anyhow.
ravenbandrox16: youreally have no life do you
ravenbandrox16: do you even have a tan
ravenbandrox16: even see the sun
CactusJack022700: Hey, you're the one
coming on in the dead of the night IM'ing the people
I know, being a retard.
ravenbandrox16: well its not teh weekend yet now is it
ravenbandrox16: im going to a rave on sat
ravenbandrox16: whatabotu you
ravenbandrox16: about*
ravenbandrox16: gonna play soem computer game or soemthing
CactusJack022700: I'd rather spend my father's millions and drive around
in my nice luxurious car. It's a Porche. See, I don't
have to work.
ravenbandrox16: ooo
ravenbandrox16: daddys boy
ravenbandrox16: that why you such a fag
ravenbandrox16: your stuck up
ravenbandrox16: and still no life
CactusJack022700: Now, see, that shows just how stupid you really are.
ravenbandrox16: sad
ravenbandrox16: so so sad
CactusJack022700: I can lie and lie to you, and you just believe every
word I say.
ravenbandrox16: your cocky and a prick
ravenbandrox16: dotn say it then
CactusJack022700: You sure do like those words a lot, don't you? Hidden
meaning? More than likely....
CactusJack022700: Cocky....
CactusJack022700: Prick....
CactusJack022700: Yeah, you're as queer as a three dollar bill.
ravenbandrox16: no you know what they mean and its
not a gay meaning
ravenbandrox16: since you seem to be stuck on that insult to
CactusJack022700: Not to us "straight" types.
CactusJack022700: The only thing that
seems to be stuck is the hampster that's wedged in
your ass.
ravenbandrox16: well you talk about it alot
for being so srtaight but im
straight and i never talkabotu
gay shit like you do so very much it seems
CactusJack022700: You said your friend Kris was a wannabe gay.
CactusJack022700: Are you a homophobe?
CactusJack022700: Would you like me to explain that big word for you?
ravenbandrox16: i know what that means
CactusJack022700: Of COURSE you do.
CactusJack022700: So, you are a homophobe, then.
ravenbandrox16: itsvmean i dotn
like gay people
ravenbandrox16: and no im not
CactusJack022700: So, you secretly love them, then?
ravenbandrox16: no i dont
have a problem with them
CactusJack022700: Of course not. They're "your" people.
CactusJack022700: Well, along with the cows, that is.
ravenbandrox16: dont you live in olathe to
CactusJack022700: Do you even have a stoplight in Olathe, or do the school
kids still take turns holding up the sign?
ravenbandrox16: i asked you a question
ravenbandrox16: you live in olathe right
CactusJack022700: You ever been to Honolulu? How about
Chicago?
ravenbandrox16: that has something to do with my question who
ravenbandrox16: how*
CactusJack022700: You don't pay attention, do you?
ravenbandrox16: not if it doesnt make sence
ravenbandrox16: well your obvously are a
loser since you talk to cris as a friend
CactusJack022700: the word is "sense" you inbred hillbilly.
CactusJack022700: Funny, I got the name "Kris" from a friend of
mine, who YOU gave it to.
CactusJack022700: What's it like eating corn with only two teeth?
ravenbandrox16: i dont know you tell me
CactusJack022700: I
CactusJack022700: I'm not the one from Kansas.
ravenbandrox16: then you dont go to
olathe east
CactusJack022700: Well, no shit, Sherlock.
ravenbandrox16: yeah you are a loser
ravenbandrox16: get a life
ravenbandrox16: at least a night life
CactusJack022700: You came on tonight and sent a message to Cintchr.
ravenbandrox16: drink soemthing
ravenbandrox16: lossen up a little
CactusJack022700: I'd reccomend you don't ever
drink. It kills brain cells and you probably need both of yours.
ravenbandrox16: get laid for fuck sake
CactusJack022700: I don't like sex with cows like you and your friends.
CactusJack022700: "ring ring ring"
ravenbandrox16: im talk about the puss
ravenbandrox16: vagina of the female woman
ravenbandrox16: hot wet pussy
CactusJack022700: "female woman?" That's just a bit redundant.
ravenbandrox16: but you muct liek your hand a lot
ravenbandrox16: must like*
CactusJack022700: Not really, I'm married dumbfuck.
ravenbandrox16: sure you are
CactusJack022700: You gonna hold this Rave of
yours in a corn field?
ravenbandrox16: and you live in olathe and go to east and have a rich dad to right
ravenbandrox16: no in KC
CactusJack022700: See, now you're catching on.
CactusJack022700: Well, here's to hoping you get drunk, choke on your own
vomit and spare the world you ever having children. Good night!
Last revised: 05/07/2004