A burglar creeps up to the french doors of a big mansion in the dead of night, he pulls his pocket flash light and picks the lock with ease.as he enters the large an spacious room his flash light reflects off of the family silver gleaming in a huge cabinet across the room, he creeps slowly over to the cabinet and opens one of the doors, it squeaks an groans slightly but folds back without to much trouble. he listens for any signs that some one heard the noise but all is quiet, he breathes a sigh of relief and continues.he lifts up the first piece of silver an admires it in the little light he has, he then packs into his bag and reaches for the next piece when suddenly a voice from behind him says loudly " JESUS IS WATCHING YOU " he nearly leaps out of his skin but slowly turns around shining his flash light over the room, but he can see nothing except a parrot in its cage standing the other side of the room. he says " who said that? " the parrot then says " i did " he looks at the parrot in disbelief an says " whats your name then parrot? " the parrot replies " moses " the burglar then replies to the parrot "what kinda asshole calls his parrot moses? " and the parrot replies "the same asshole who called his doberman jesus" |
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